Act I
Back to topScene I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
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[Francisco at his post. Enter to him Bernardo]
Bernardo
1Who's there?
Francisco
2Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
Bernardo
3Long live the king!
Francisco
4Bernardo?
Bernardo
5He.
Francisco
6You come most carefully upon your hour.
Bernardo
7'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.
Francisco
8For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
9And I am sick at heart.
Bernardo
10Have you had quiet guard?
Francisco
11Not a mouse stirring.
Bernardo
12Well, good night.
13If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
14The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
Francisco
15I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who's there?
[Enter Horatio and Marcellus]
Horatio
16Friends to this ground.
Marcellus
17And liegemen to the Dane.
Francisco
18Give you good night.
Marcellus
19O, farewell, honest soldier:
20Who hath relieved you?
Francisco
21Bernardo has my place.
22Give you good night.
[Exit]
Marcellus
23Holla! Bernardo!
Bernardo
24Say,
25What, is Horatio there?
Horatio
26A piece of him.
Bernardo
27Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.
Marcellus
28What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?
Bernardo
29I have seen nothing.
Marcellus
30Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
31And will not let belief take hold of him
32Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us:
33Therefore I have entreated him along
34With us to watch the minutes of this night;
35That if again this apparition come,
36He may approve our eyes and speak to it.
Horatio
37Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.
Bernardo
38Sit down awhile;
39And let us once again assail your ears,
40That are so fortified against our story
41What we have two nights seen.
Horatio
42Well, sit we down,
43And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.
Bernardo
44Last night of all,
45When yond same star that's westward from the pole
46Had made his course to illume that part of heaven
47Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
48The bell then beating one,--
[Enter Ghost]
Marcellus
49Peace, break thee off; look, where it comes again!
Bernardo
50In the same figure, like the king that's dead.
Marcellus
51Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.
Bernardo
52Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.
Horatio
53Most like: it harrows me with fear and wonder.
Bernardo
54It would be spoke to.
Marcellus
55Question it, Horatio.
Horatio
56What art thou that usurp'st this time of night,
57Together with that fair and warlike form
58In which the majesty of buried Denmark
59Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!
Marcellus
60It is offended.
Bernardo
61See, it stalks away!
Horatio
62Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
[Exit Ghost]
Marcellus
63'Tis gone, and will not answer.
Bernardo
64How now, Horatio! you tremble and look pale:
65Is not this something more than fantasy?
66What think you on't?
Horatio
67Before my God, I might not this believe
68Without the sensible and true avouch
69Of mine own eyes.
Marcellus
70Is it not like the king?
Horatio
71As thou art to thyself:
72Such was the very armour he had on
73When he the ambitious Norway combated;
74So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
75He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.
76'Tis strange.
Marcellus
77Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
78With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.
Horatio
79In what particular thought to work I know not;
80But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
81This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
Marcellus
82Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
83Why this same strict and most observant watch
84So nightly toils the subject of the land,
85And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
86And foreign mart for implements of war;
87Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
88Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
89What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
90Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
91Who is't that can inform me?
Horatio
92That can I;
93At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
94Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
95Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
96Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
97Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
98For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
99Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
100Well ratified by law and heraldry,
101Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
102Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
103Against the which, a moiety competent
104Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
105To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
106Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
107And carriage of the article design'd,
108His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
109Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
110Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
111Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
112For food and diet, to some enterprise
113That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
114As it doth well appear unto our state--
115But to recover of us, by strong hand
116And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
117So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
118Is the main motive of our preparations,
119The source of this our watch and the chief head
120Of this post-haste and romage in the land.
Bernardo
121I think it be no other but e'en so:
122Well may it sort that this portentous figure
123Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
124That was and is the question of these wars.
Horatio
125A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
126In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
127A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
128The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
129Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
130As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
131Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
132Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
133Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
134And even the like precurse of fierce events,
135As harbingers preceding still the fates
136And prologue to the omen coming on,
137Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
138Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
139But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
[Re-enter Ghost]
Horatio
140I'll cross it, though it blast me. Stay, illusion!
141If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
142Speak to me:
143If there be any good thing to be done,
144That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
145Speak to me:
[Cock crows]
Horatio
146If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
147Which, happily, foreknowing may avoid, O, speak!
148Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
149Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
150For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death,
151Speak of it: stay, and speak! Stop it, Marcellus.
Marcellus
152Shall I strike at it with my partisan?
Horatio
153Do, if it will not stand.
Bernardo
154'Tis here!
Horatio
155'Tis here!
Marcellus
156'Tis gone!
[Exit Ghost]
Marcellus
157We do it wrong, being so majestical,
158To offer it the show of violence;
159For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
160And our vain blows malicious mockery.
Bernardo
161It was about to speak, when the cock crew.
Horatio
162And then it started like a guilty thing
163Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
164The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
165Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
166Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
167Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
168The extravagant and erring spirit hies
169To his confine: and of the truth herein
170This present object made probation.
Marcellus
171It faded on the crowing of the cock.
172Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
173Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
174The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
175And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
176The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
177No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
178So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.
Horatio
179So have I heard and do in part believe it.
180But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
181Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill:
182Break we our watch up; and by my advice,
183Let us impart what we have seen to-night
184Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
185This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
186Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
187As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?
Marcellus
188Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
189Where we shall find him most conveniently.
[Exeunt]
Scene II. A room of state in the castle.
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[Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Hamlet, Polonius, Laertes, Voltimand, Cornelius, Lords, and Attendants]
King Claudius
1Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother's death
2The memory be green, and that it us befitted
3To bear our hearts in grief and our whole kingdom
4To be contracted in one brow of woe,
5Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature
6That we with wisest sorrow think on him,
7Together with remembrance of ourselves.
8Therefore our sometime sister, now our queen,
9The imperial jointress to this warlike state,
10Have we, as 'twere with a defeated joy,--
11With an auspicious and a dropping eye,
12With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage,
13In equal scale weighing delight and dole,--
14Taken to wife: nor have we herein barr'd
15Your better wisdoms, which have freely gone
16With this affair along. For all, our thanks.
17Now follows, that you know, young Fortinbras,
18Holding a weak supposal of our worth,
19Or thinking by our late dear brother's death
20Our state to be disjoint and out of frame,
21Colleagued with the dream of his advantage,
22He hath not fail'd to pester us with message,
23Importing the surrender of those lands
24Lost by his father, with all bonds of law,
25To our most valiant brother. So much for him.
26Now for ourself and for this time of meeting:
27Thus much the business is: we have here writ
28To Norway, uncle of young Fortinbras,--
29Who, impotent and bed-rid, scarcely hears
30Of this his nephew's purpose,--to suppress
31His further gait herein; in that the levies,
32The lists and full proportions, are all made
33Out of his subject: and we here dispatch
34You, good Cornelius, and you, Voltimand,
35For bearers of this greeting to old Norway;
36Giving to you no further personal power
37To business with the king, more than the scope
38Of these delated articles allow.
39Farewell, and let your haste commend your duty.
Cornelius
40In that and all things will we show our duty.
King Claudius
41We doubt it nothing: heartily farewell.
[Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius]
King Claudius
42And now, Laertes, what's the news with you?
43You told us of some suit; what is't, Laertes?
44You cannot speak of reason to the Dane,
45And loose your voice: what wouldst thou beg, Laertes,
46That shall not be my offer, not thy asking?
47The head is not more native to the heart,
48The hand more instrumental to the mouth,
49Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father.
50What wouldst thou have, Laertes?
Laertes
51My dread lord,
52Your leave and favour to return to France;
53From whence though willingly I came to Denmark,
54To show my duty in your coronation,
55Yet now, I must confess, that duty done,
56My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France
57And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon.
King Claudius
58Have you your father's leave? What says Polonius?
Lord Polonius
59He hath, my lord, wrung from me my slow leave
60By laboursome petition, and at last
61Upon his will I seal'd my hard consent:
62I do beseech you, give him leave to go.
King Claudius
63Take thy fair hour, Laertes; time be thine,
64And thy best graces spend it at thy will!
65But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son,--
Hamlet
66[Aside] A little more than kin, and less than kind.
King Claudius
67How is it that the clouds still hang on you?
Hamlet
68Not so, my lord; I am too much i' the sun.
Queen Gertrude
69Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off,
70And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
71Do not for ever with thy vailed lids
72Seek for thy noble father in the dust:
73Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die,
74Passing through nature to eternity.
Hamlet
75Ay, madam, it is common.
Queen Gertrude
76If it be,
77Why seems it so particular with thee?
Hamlet
78Seems, madam! nay it is; I know not 'seems.'
79'Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother,
80Nor customary suits of solemn black,
81Nor windy suspiration of forced breath,
82No, nor the fruitful river in the eye,
83Nor the dejected 'havior of the visage,
84Together with all forms, moods, shapes of grief,
85That can denote me truly: these indeed seem,
86For they are actions that a man might play:
87But I have that within which passeth show;
88These but the trappings and the suits of woe.
King Claudius
89'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet,
90To give these mourning duties to your father:
91But, you must know, your father lost a father;
92That father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound
93In filial obligation for some term
94To do obsequious sorrow: but to persever
95In obstinate condolement is a course
96Of impious stubbornness; 'tis unmanly grief;
97It shows a will most incorrect to heaven,
98A heart unfortified, a mind impatient,
99An understanding simple and unschool'd:
100For what we know must be and is as common
101As any the most vulgar thing to sense,
102Why should we in our peevish opposition
103Take it to heart? Fie! 'tis a fault to heaven,
104A fault against the dead, a fault to nature,
105To reason most absurd: whose common theme
106Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried,
107From the first corse till he that died to-day,
108'This must be so.' We pray you, throw to earth
109This unprevailing woe, and think of us
110As of a father: for let the world take note,
111You are the most immediate to our throne;
112And with no less nobility of love
113Than that which dearest father bears his son,
114Do I impart toward you. For your intent
115In going back to school in Wittenberg,
116It is most retrograde to our desire:
117And we beseech you, bend you to remain
118Here, in the cheer and comfort of our eye,
119Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son.
Queen Gertrude
120Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet:
121I pray thee, stay with us; go not to Wittenberg.
Hamlet
122I shall in all my best obey you, madam.
King Claudius
123Why, 'tis a loving and a fair reply:
124Be as ourself in Denmark. Madam, come;
125This gentle and unforced accord of Hamlet
126Sits smiling to my heart: in grace whereof,
127No jocund health that Denmark drinks to-day,
128But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell,
129And the king's rouse the heavens all bruit again,
130Re-speaking earthly thunder. Come away.
[Exeunt All but Hamlet]
Hamlet
131O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
132Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
133Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
134His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
135How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
136Seem to me all the uses of this world!
137Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,
138That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
139Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
140But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:
141So excellent a king; that was, to this,
142Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother
143That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
144Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!
145Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,
146As if increase of appetite had grown
147By what it fed on: and yet, within a month--
148Let me not think on't--Frailty, thy name is woman!--
149A little month, or ere those shoes were old
150With which she follow'd my poor father's body,
151Like Niobe, all tears:--why she, even she--
152O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
153Would have mourn'd longer--married with my uncle,
154My father's brother, but no more like my father
155Than I to Hercules: within a month:
156Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
157Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
158She married. O, most wicked speed, to post
159With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
160It is not nor it cannot come to good:
161But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.
[Enter Horatio, Marcellus, and Bernardo]
Horatio
162Hail to your lordship!
Hamlet
163I am glad to see you well:
164Horatio,--or I do forget myself.
Horatio
165The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever.
Hamlet
166Sir, my good friend; I'll change that name with you:
167And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio? Marcellus?
Marcellus
168My good lord--
Hamlet
169I am very glad to see you. Good even, sir.
170But what, in faith, make you from Wittenberg?
Horatio
171A truant disposition, good my lord.
Hamlet
172I would not hear your enemy say so,
173Nor shall you do mine ear that violence,
174To make it truster of your own report
175Against yourself: I know you are no truant.
176But what is your affair in Elsinore?
177We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart.
Horatio
178My lord, I came to see your father's funeral.
Hamlet
179I pray thee, do not mock me, fellow-student;
180I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Horatio
181Indeed, my lord, it follow'd hard upon.
Hamlet
182Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the funeral baked meats
183Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
184Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven
185Or ever I had seen that day, Horatio!
186My father!--methinks I see my father.
Horatio
187Where, my lord?
Hamlet
188In my mind's eye, Horatio.
Horatio
189I saw him once; he was a goodly king.
Hamlet
190He was a man, take him for all in all,
191I shall not look upon his like again.
Horatio
192My lord, I think I saw him yesternight.
Hamlet
193Saw? who?
Horatio
194My lord, the king your father.
Hamlet
195The king my father!
Horatio
196Season your admiration for awhile
197With an attent ear, till I may deliver,
198Upon the witness of these gentlemen,
199This marvel to you.
Hamlet
200For God's love, let me hear.
Horatio
201Two nights together had these gentlemen,
202Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
203In the dead vast and middle of the night,
204Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
205Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe,
206Appears before them, and with solemn march
207Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd
208By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,
209Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, distilled
210Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
211Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me
212In dreadful secrecy impart they did;
213And I with them the third night kept the watch;
214Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time,
215Form of the thing, each word made true and good,
216The apparition comes: I knew your father;
217These hands are not more like.
Hamlet
218But where was this?
Marcellus
219My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd.
Hamlet
220Did you not speak to it?
Horatio
221My lord, I did;
222But answer made it none: yet once methought
223It lifted up its head and did address
224Itself to motion, like as it would speak;
225But even then the morning cock crew loud,
226And at the sound it shrunk in haste away,
227And vanish'd from our sight.
Hamlet
228'Tis very strange.
Horatio
229As I do live, my honour'd lord, 'tis true;
230And we did think it writ down in our duty
231To let you know of it.
Hamlet
232Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this troubles me.
233Hold you the watch to-night?
Marcellus
234We do, my lord.
Hamlet
235Arm'd, say you?
Marcellus
236Arm'd, my lord.
Hamlet
237From top to toe?
Marcellus
238My lord, from head to foot.
Hamlet
239Then saw you not his face?
Horatio
240O, yes, my lord; he wore his beaver up.
Hamlet
241What, look'd he frowningly?
Horatio
242A countenance more in sorrow than in anger.
Hamlet
243Pale or red?
Horatio
244Nay, very pale.
Hamlet
245And fix'd his eyes upon you?
Horatio
246Most constantly.
Hamlet
247I would I had been there.
Horatio
248It would have much amazed you.
Hamlet
249Very like, very like. Stay'd it long?
Horatio
250While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred.
Marcellus
251Longer, longer.
Horatio
252Not when I saw't.
Hamlet
253His beard was grizzled--no?
Horatio
254It was, as I have seen it in his life,
255A sable silver'd.
Hamlet
256I will watch to-night;
257Perchance 'twill walk again.
Horatio
258I warrant it will.
Hamlet
259If it assume my noble father's person,
260I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape
261And bid me hold my peace. I pray you all,
262If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight,
263Let it be tenable in your silence still;
264And whatsoever else shall hap to-night,
265Give it an understanding, but no tongue:
266I will requite your loves. So, fare you well:
267Upon the platform, 'twixt eleven and twelve,
268I'll visit you.
All
269Our duty to your honour.
Hamlet
270Your loves, as mine to you: farewell.
[Exeunt All but Hamlet]
Hamlet
271My father's spirit in arms! all is not well;
272I doubt some foul play: would the night were come!
273Till then sit still, my soul: foul deeds will rise,
274Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
[Exit]
Scene III. A room in Polonius' house.
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[Enter Laertes and Ophelia]
Laertes
1My necessaries are embark'd: farewell:
2And, sister, as the winds give benefit
3And convoy is assistant, do not sleep,
4But let me hear from you.
Ophelia
5Do you doubt that?
Laertes
6For Hamlet and the trifling of his favour,
7Hold it a fashion and a toy in blood,
8A violet in the youth of primy nature,
9Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting,
10The perfume and suppliance of a minute; No more.
Ophelia
11No more but so?
Laertes
12Think it no more;
13For nature, crescent, does not grow alone
14In thews and bulk, but, as this temple waxes,
15The inward service of the mind and soul
16Grows wide withal. Perhaps he loves you now,
17And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch
18The virtue of his will: but you must fear,
19His greatness weigh'd, his will is not his own;
20For he himself is subject to his birth:
21He may not, as unvalued persons do,
22Carve for himself; for on his choice depends
23The safety and health of this whole state;
24And therefore must his choice be circumscribed
25Unto the voice and yielding of that body
26Whereof he is the head. Then if he says he loves you,
27It fits your wisdom so far to believe it
28As he in his particular act and place
29May give his saying deed; which is no further
30Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal.
31Then weigh what loss your honour may sustain,
32If with too credent ear you list his songs,
33Or lose your heart, or your chaste treasure open
34To his unmaster'd importunity.
35Fear it, Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister,
36And keep you in the rear of your affection,
37Out of the shot and danger of desire.
38The chariest maid is prodigal enough,
39If she unmask her beauty to the moon:
40Virtue itself 'scapes not calumnious strokes:
41The canker galls the infants of the spring,
42Too oft before their buttons be disclosed,
43And in the morn and liquid dew of youth
44Contagious blastments are most imminent.
45Be wary then; best safety lies in fear:
46Youth to itself rebels, though none else near.
Ophelia
47I shall the effect of this good lesson keep,
48As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother,
49Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
50Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven;
51Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine,
52Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
53And recks not his own rede.
Laertes
54O, fear me not.
55I stay too long: but here my father comes.
[Enter Polonius]
Laertes
56A double blessing is a double grace,
57Occasion smiles upon a second leave.
Lord Polonius
58Yet here, Laertes! aboard, aboard, for shame!
59The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
60And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
61And these few precepts in thy memory
62See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
63Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
64Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
65Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
66Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
67But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
68Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
69Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
70Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
71Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
72Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
73Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
74But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
75For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
76And they in France of the best rank and station
77Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
78Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
79For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
80And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
81This above all: to thine ownself be true,
82And it must follow, as the night the day,
83Thou canst not then be false to any man.
84Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!
Laertes
85Most humbly do I take my leave, my lord.
Lord Polonius
86The time invites you; go; your servants tend.
Laertes
87Farewell, Ophelia; and remember well
88What I have said to you.
Ophelia
89'Tis in my memory lock'd,
90And you yourself shall keep the key of it.
Laertes
91Farewell.
[Exit]
Lord Polonius
92What is't, Ophelia, be hath said to you?
Ophelia
93So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
Lord Polonius
94Marry, well bethought:
95'Tis told me, he hath very oft of late
96Given private time to you; and you yourself
97Have of your audience been most free and bounteous:
98If it be so, as so 'tis put on me,
99And that in way of caution, I must tell you,
100You do not understand yourself so clearly
101As it behoves my daughter and your honour.
102What is between you? give me up the truth.
Ophelia
103He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders
104Of his affection to me.
Lord Polonius
105Affection! pooh! you speak like a green girl,
106Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.
107Do you believe his tenders, as you call them?
Ophelia
108I do not know, my lord, what I should think.
Lord Polonius
109Marry, I'll teach you: think yourself a baby;
110That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay,
111Which are not sterling. Tender yourself more dearly;
112Or--not to crack the wind of the poor phrase,
113Running it thus--you'll tender me a fool.
Ophelia
114My lord, he hath importuned me with love
115In honourable fashion.
Lord Polonius
116Ay, fashion you may call it; go to, go to.
Ophelia
117And hath given countenance to his speech, my lord,
118With almost all the holy vows of heaven.
Lord Polonius
119Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,
120When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul
121Lends the tongue vows: these blazes, daughter,
122Giving more light than heat, extinct in both,
123Even in their promise, as it is a-making,
124You must not take for fire. From this time
125Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence;
126Set your entreatments at a higher rate
127Than a command to parley. For Lord Hamlet,
128Believe so much in him, that he is young
129And with a larger tether may he walk
130Than may be given you: in few, Ophelia,
131Do not believe his vows; for they are brokers,
132Not of that dye which their investments show,
133But mere implorators of unholy suits,
134Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds,
135The better to beguile. This is for all:
136I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth,
137Have you so slander any moment leisure,
138As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet.
139Look to't, I charge you: come your ways.
Ophelia
140I shall obey, my lord.
[Exeunt]
Scene IV. The platform.
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[Enter Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus]
Hamlet
1The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.
Horatio
2It is a nipping and an eager air.
Hamlet
3What hour now?
Horatio
4I think it lacks of twelve.
Hamlet
5No, it is struck.
Horatio
6Indeed? I heard it not: then it draws near the season
7Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.
[A flourish of trumpets, and ordnance shot off, within]
Horatio
8What does this mean, my lord?
Hamlet
9The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse,
10Keeps wassail, and the swaggering up-spring reels;
11And, as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,
12The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out
13The triumph of his pledge.
Horatio
14Is it a custom?
Hamlet
15Ay, marry, is't:
16But to my mind, though I am native here
17And to the manner born, it is a custom
18More honour'd in the breach than the observance.
19This heavy-headed revel east and west
20Makes us traduced and tax'd of other nations:
21They clepe us drunkards, and with swinish phrase
22Soil our addition; and indeed it takes
23From our achievements, though perform'd at height,
24The pith and marrow of our attribute.
25So, oft it chances in particular men,
26That for some vicious mole of nature in them,
27As, in their birth--wherein they are not guilty,
28Since nature cannot choose his origin--
29By the o'ergrowth of some complexion,
30Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,
31Or by some habit that too much o'er-leavens
32The form of plausive manners, that these men,
33Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,
34Being nature's livery, or fortune's star,--
35Their virtues else--be they as pure as grace,
36As infinite as man may undergo--
37Shall in the general censure take corruption
38From that particular fault: the dram of eale
39Doth all the noble substance of a doubt
40To his own scandal.
Horatio
41Look, my lord, it comes!
[Enter Ghost]
Hamlet
42Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
43Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd,
44Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
45Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
46Thou comest in such a questionable shape
47That I will speak to thee: I'll call thee Hamlet,
48King, father, royal Dane: O, answer me!
49Let me not burst in ignorance; but tell
50Why thy canonized bones, hearsed in death,
51Have burst their cerements; why the sepulchre,
52Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd,
53Hath oped his ponderous and marble jaws,
54To cast thee up again. What may this mean,
55That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel
56Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon,
57Making night hideous; and we fools of nature
58So horridly to shake our disposition
59With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?
60Say, why is this? wherefore? what should we do?
[Ghost beckons Hamlet]
Horatio
61It beckons you to go away with it,
62As if it some impartment did desire
63To you alone.
Marcellus
64Look, with what courteous action
65It waves you to a more removed ground:
66But do not go with it.
Horatio
67No, by no means.
Hamlet
68It will not speak; then I will follow it.
Horatio
69Do not, my lord.
Hamlet
70Why, what should be the fear?
71I do not set my life in a pin's fee;
72And for my soul, what can it do to that,
73Being a thing immortal as itself?
74It waves me forth again: I'll follow it.
Horatio
75What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
76Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff
77That beetles o'er his base into the sea,
78And there assume some other horrible form,
79Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason
80And draw you into madness? think of it:
81The very place puts toys of desperation,
82Without more motive, into every brain
83That looks so many fathoms to the sea
84And hears it roar beneath.
Hamlet
85It waves me still.
86Go on; I'll follow thee.
Marcellus
87You shall not go, my lord.
Hamlet
88Hold off your hands.
Horatio
89Be ruled; you shall not go.
Hamlet
90My fate cries out,
91And makes each petty artery in this body
92As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve.
93Still am I call'd. Unhand me, gentlemen.
94By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
95I say, away! Go on; I'll follow thee.
[Exeunt Ghost and Hamlet]
Horatio
96He waxes desperate with imagination.
Marcellus
97Let's follow; 'tis not fit thus to obey him.
Horatio
98Have after. To what issue will this come?
Marcellus
99Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Horatio
100Heaven will direct it.
Marcellus
101Nay, let's follow him.
[Exeunt]
Scene V. Another part of the platform.
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[Enter Ghost and Hamlet]
Hamlet
1Where wilt thou lead me? speak; I'll go no further.
Ghost
2Mark me.
Hamlet
3I will.
Ghost
4My hour is almost come,
5When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
6Must render up myself.
Hamlet
7Alas, poor ghost!
Ghost
8Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
9To what I shall unfold.
Hamlet
10Speak; I am bound to hear.
Ghost
11So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.
Hamlet
12What?
Ghost
13I am thy father's spirit,
14Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,
15And for the day confined to fast in fires,
16Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
17Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
18To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
19I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
20Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
21Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
22Thy knotted and combined locks to part
23And each particular hair to stand on end,
24Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:
25But this eternal blazon must not be
26To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!
27If thou didst ever thy dear father love--
Hamlet
28O God!
Ghost
29Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
Hamlet
30Murder!
Ghost
31Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
32But this most foul, strange and unnatural.
Hamlet
33Haste me to know't, that I, with wings as swift
34As meditation or the thoughts of love,
35May sweep to my revenge.
Ghost
36I find thee apt;
37And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
38That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
39Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:
40'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
41A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark
42Is by a forged process of my death
43Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,
44The serpent that did sting thy father's life
45Now wears his crown.
Hamlet
46O my prophetic soul! My uncle!
Ghost
47Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
48With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,--
49O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power
50So to seduce!--won to his shameful lust
51The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen:
52O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there!
53From me, whose love was of that dignity
54That it went hand in hand even with the vow
55I made to her in marriage, and to decline
56Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
57To those of mine!
58But virtue, as it never will be moved,
59Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
60So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd,
61Will sate itself in a celestial bed,
62And prey on garbage.
63But, soft! methinks I scent the morning air;
64Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,
65My custom always of the afternoon,
66Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,
67With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,
68And in the porches of my ears did pour
69The leperous distilment; whose effect
70Holds such an enmity with blood of man
71That swift as quicksilver it courses through
72The natural gates and alleys of the body,
73And with a sudden vigour doth posset
74And curd, like eager droppings into milk,
75The thin and wholesome blood: so did it mine;
76And a most instant tetter bark'd about,
77Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust,
78All my smooth body.
79Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand
80Of life, of crown, of queen, at once dispatch'd:
81Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
82Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd,
83No reckoning made, but sent to my account
84With all my imperfections on my head:
85O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!
86If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not;
87Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
88A couch for luxury and damned incest.
89But, howsoever thou pursuest this act,
90Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
91Against thy mother aught: leave her to heaven
92And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
93To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once!
94The glow-worm shows the matin to be near,
95And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire:
96Adieu, adieu! Hamlet, remember me.
[Exit]
Hamlet
97O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
98And shall I couple hell? O, fie! Hold, hold, my heart;
99And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
100But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee!
101Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat
102In this distracted globe. Remember thee!
103Yea, from the table of my memory
104I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
105All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,
106That youth and observation copied there;
107And thy commandment all alone shall live
108Within the book and volume of my brain,
109Unmix'd with baser matter: yes, by heaven!
110O most pernicious woman!
111O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
112My tables,--meet it is I set it down,
113That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
114At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark:
[Writing]
Hamlet
115So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word;
116It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.'
117I have sworn 't.
Marcellus
118[Within] My lord, my lord,--
119[Within] Lord Hamlet,--
Horatio
120[Within] Heaven secure him!
Hamlet
121So be it!
Horatio
122[Within] Hillo, ho, ho, my lord!
Hamlet
123Hillo, ho, ho, boy! come, bird, come.
[Enter Horatio and Marcellus]
Marcellus
124How is't, my noble lord?
Horatio
125What news, my lord?
Hamlet
126O, wonderful!
Horatio
127Good my lord, tell it.
Hamlet
128No; you'll reveal it.
Horatio
129Not I, my lord, by heaven.
Marcellus
130Nor I, my lord.
Hamlet
131How say you, then; would heart of man once think it?
132But you'll be secret?
Horatio
133Ay, by heaven, my lord.
Hamlet
134There's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark
135But he's an arrant knave.
Horatio
136There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave
137To tell us this.
Hamlet
138Why, right; you are i' the right;
139And so, without more circumstance at all,
140I hold it fit that we shake hands and part:
141You, as your business and desire shall point you;
142For every man has business and desire,
143Such as it is; and for mine own poor part,
144Look you, I'll go pray.
Horatio
145These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.
Hamlet
146I'm sorry they offend you, heartily;
147Yes, 'faith heartily.
Horatio
148There's no offence, my lord.
Hamlet
149Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,
150And much offence too. Touching this vision here,
151It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you:
152For your desire to know what is between us,
153O'ermaster 't as you may. And now, good friends,
154As you are friends, scholars and soldiers,
155Give me one poor request.
Horatio
156What is't, my lord? we will.
Hamlet
157Never make known what you have seen to-night.
Horatio
158My lord, we will not.
Hamlet
159Nay, but swear't.
Horatio
160In faith,
161My lord, not I.
Marcellus
162Nor I, my lord, in faith.
Hamlet
163Upon my sword.
Marcellus
164We have sworn, my lord, already.
Hamlet
165Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.
Ghost
166[Beneath] Swear.
Hamlet
167Ah, ha, boy! say'st thou so? art thou there,
168truepenny?
169Come on--you hear this fellow in the cellarage--
170Consent to swear.
Horatio
171Propose the oath, my lord.
Hamlet
172Never to speak of this that you have seen,
173Swear by my sword.
Ghost
174[Beneath] Swear.
Hamlet
175Hic et ubique? then we'll shift our ground.
176Come hither, gentlemen,
177And lay your hands again upon my sword:
178Never to speak of this that you have heard,
179Swear by my sword.
Ghost
180[Beneath] Swear.
Hamlet
181Well said, old mole! canst work i' the earth so fast?
182A worthy pioner! Once more remove, good friends.
Horatio
183O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
Hamlet
184And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
185There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
186Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come;
187Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
188How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,
189As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
190To put an antic disposition on,
191That you, at such times seeing me, never shall,
192With arms encumber'd thus, or this headshake,
193Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
194As 'Well, well, we know,' or 'We could, an if we would,'
195Or 'If we list to speak,' or 'There be, an if they might,'
196Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
197That you know aught of me: this not to do,
198So grace and mercy at your most need help you, Swear.
Ghost
199[Beneath] Swear.
Hamlet
200Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!
[They swear]
Hamlet
201So, gentlemen,
202With all my love I do commend me to you:
203And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
204May do, to express his love and friending to you,
205God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together;
206And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.
207The time is out of joint: O cursed spite,
208That ever I was born to set it right!
209Nay, come, let's go together.
[Exeunt]
Act II
Back to topScene I. A room in Polonius' house.
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[Enter Polonius and Reynaldo]
Lord Polonius
1Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.
Reynaldo
2I will, my lord.
Lord Polonius
3You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
4Before you visit him, to make inquire
5Of his behavior.
Reynaldo
6My lord, I did intend it.
Lord Polonius
7Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
8Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
9And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
10What company, at what expense; and finding
11By this encompassment and drift of question
12That they do know my son, come you more nearer
13Than your particular demands will touch it:
14Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
15As thus, 'I know his father and his friends,
16And in part him: ' do you mark this, Reynaldo?
Reynaldo
17Ay, very well, my lord.
Lord Polonius
18'And in part him; but' you may say 'not well:
19But, if't be he I mean, he's very wild;
20Addicted so and so:' and there put on him
21What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
22As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
23But, sir, such wanton, wild and usual slips
24As are companions noted and most known
25To youth and liberty.
Reynaldo
26As gaming, my lord.
Lord Polonius
27Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
28Drabbing: you may go so far.
Reynaldo
29My lord, that would dishonour him.
Lord Polonius
30'Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge
31You must not put another scandal on him,
32That he is open to incontinency;
33That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
34That they may seem the taints of liberty,
35The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
36A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
37Of general assault.
Reynaldo
38But, my good lord,--
Lord Polonius
39Wherefore should you do this?
Reynaldo
40Ay, my lord,
41I would know that.
Lord Polonius
42Marry, sir, here's my drift;
43And I believe, it is a fetch of wit:
44You laying these slight sullies on my son,
45As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working, Mark you,
46Your party in converse, him you would sound,
47Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
48The youth you breathe of guilty, be assured
49He closes with you in this consequence;
50'Good sir,' or so, or 'friend,' or 'gentleman,'
51According to the phrase or the addition
52Of man and country.
Reynaldo
53Very good, my lord.
Lord Polonius
54And then, sir, does he this--he does--what was I
55about to say? By the mass, I was about to say
56something: where did I leave?
Reynaldo
57At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,'
58and 'gentleman.'
Lord Polonius
59At 'closes in the consequence,' ay, marry;
60He closes thus: 'I know the gentleman;
61I saw him yesterday, or t' other day,
62Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
63There was a' gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
64There falling out at tennis:' or perchance,
65'I saw him enter such a house of sale,'
66Videlicet, a brothel, or so forth.
67See you now;
68Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
69And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
70With windlasses and with assays of bias,
71By indirections find directions out:
72So by my former lecture and advice,
73Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?
Reynaldo
74My lord, I have.
Lord Polonius
75God be wi' you; fare you well.
Reynaldo
76Good my lord!
Lord Polonius
77Observe his inclination in yourself.
Reynaldo
78I shall, my lord.
Lord Polonius
79And let him ply his music.
Reynaldo
80Well, my lord.
Lord Polonius
81Farewell!
[Exit Reynaldo]
[Enter Ophelia]
Lord Polonius
82How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?
Ophelia
83O, my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted!
Lord Polonius
84With what, i' the name of God?
Ophelia
85My lord, as I was sewing in my closet,
86Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced;
87No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
88Ungarter'd, and down-gyved to his ancle;
89Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
90And with a look so piteous in purport
91As if he had been loosed out of hell
92To speak of horrors,--he comes before me.
Lord Polonius
93Mad for thy love?
Ophelia
94My lord, I do not know;
95But truly, I do fear it.
Lord Polonius
96What said he?
Ophelia
97He took me by the wrist and held me hard;
98Then goes he to the length of all his arm;
99And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
100He falls to such perusal of my face
101As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so;
102At last, a little shaking of mine arm
103And thrice his head thus waving up and down,
104He raised a sigh so piteous and profound
105As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
106And end his being: that done, he lets me go:
107And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd,
108He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
109For out o' doors he went without their helps,
110And, to the last, bended their light on me.
Lord Polonius
111Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
112This is the very ecstasy of love,
113Whose violent property fordoes itself
114And leads the will to desperate undertakings
115As oft as any passion under heaven
116That does afflict our natures. I am sorry.
117What, have you given him any hard words of late?
Ophelia
118No, my good lord, but, as you did command,
119I did repel his fetters and denied
120His access to me.
Lord Polonius
121That hath made him mad.
122I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
123I had not quoted him: I fear'd he did but trifle,
124And meant to wreck thee; but, beshrew my jealousy!
125By heaven, it is as proper to our age
126To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
127As it is common for the younger sort
128To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
129This must be known; which, being kept close, might
130move
131More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
[Exeunt]
Scene II. A room in the castle.
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[Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Attendants]
King Claudius
1Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!
2Moreover that we much did long to see you,
3The need we have to use you did provoke
4Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
5Of Hamlet's transformation; so call it,
6Sith nor the exterior nor the inward man
7Resembles that it was. What it should be,
8More than his father's death, that thus hath put him
9So much from the understanding of himself,
10I cannot dream of: I entreat you both,
11That, being of so young days brought up with him,
12And sith so neighbour'd to his youth and havior,
13That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
14Some little time: so by your companies
15To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather,
16So much as from occasion you may glean,
17Whether aught, to us unknown, afflicts him thus,
18That, open'd, lies within our remedy.
Queen Gertrude
19Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you;
20And sure I am two men there are not living
21To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
22To show us so much gentry and good will
23As to expend your time with us awhile,
24For the supply and profit of our hope,
25Your visitation shall receive such thanks
26As fits a king's remembrance.
Rosencrantz
27Both your majesties
28Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,
29Put your dread pleasures more into command
30Than to entreaty.
Guildenstern
31But we both obey,
32And here give up ourselves, in the full bent
33To lay our service freely at your feet,
34To be commanded.
King Claudius
35Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.
Queen Gertrude
36Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz:
37And I beseech you instantly to visit
38My too much changed son. Go, some of you,
39And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.
Guildenstern
40Heavens make our presence and our practises
41Pleasant and helpful to him!
Queen Gertrude
42Ay, amen!
[Exeunt Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and some Attendants]
[Enter Polonius]
Lord Polonius
43The ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
44Are joyfully return'd.
King Claudius
45Thou still hast been the father of good news.
Lord Polonius
46Have I, my lord? I assure my good liege,
47I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,
48Both to my God and to my gracious king:
49And I do think, or else this brain of mine
50Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
51As it hath used to do, that I have found
52The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy.
King Claudius
53O, speak of that; that do I long to hear.
Lord Polonius
54Give first admittance to the ambassadors;
55My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.
King Claudius
56Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in.
[Exit Polonius]
King Claudius
57He tells me, my dear Gertrude, he hath found
58The head and source of all your son's distemper.
Queen Gertrude
59I doubt it is no other but the main;
60His father's death, and our o'erhasty marriage.
King Claudius
61Well, we shall sift him.
[Re-enter Polonius, with Voltimand and Cornelius]
King Claudius
62Welcome, my good friends!
63Say, Voltimand, what from our brother Norway?
Voltimand
64Most fair return of greetings and desires.
65Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
66His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd
67To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack;
68But, better look'd into, he truly found
69It was against your highness: whereat grieved,
70That so his sickness, age and impotence
71Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests
72On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys;
73Receives rebuke from Norway, and in fine
74Makes vow before his uncle never more
75To give the assay of arms against your majesty.
76Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
77Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee,
78And his commission to employ those soldiers,
79So levied as before, against the Polack:
80With an entreaty, herein further shown,
[Giving a paper]
Voltimand
81That it might please you to give quiet pass
82Through your dominions for this enterprise,
83On such regards of safety and allowance
84As therein are set down.
King Claudius
85It likes us well;
86And at our more consider'd time well read,
87Answer, and think upon this business.
88Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour:
89Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together:
90Most welcome home!
[Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius]
Lord Polonius
91This business is well ended.
92My liege, and madam, to expostulate
93What majesty should be, what duty is,
94Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
95Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
96Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
97And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
98I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
99Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
100What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
101But let that go.
Queen Gertrude
102More matter, with less art.
Lord Polonius
103Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
104That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
105And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
106But farewell it, for I will use no art.
107Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains
108That we find out the cause of this effect,
109Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
110For this effect defective comes by cause:
111Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend.
112I have a daughter--have while she is mine--
113Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,
114Hath given me this: now gather, and surmise.
[Reads]
Lord Polonius
115'To the celestial and my soul's idol, the most
116beautified Ophelia,'--
117That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; 'beautified' is
118a vile phrase: but you shall hear. Thus:
[Reads]
Lord Polonius
119'In her excellent white bosom, these, & c.'
Queen Gertrude
120Came this from Hamlet to her?
Lord Polonius
121Good madam, stay awhile; I will be faithful.
[Reads]
Lord Polonius
122'Doubt thou the stars are fire;
123Doubt that the sun doth move;
124Doubt truth to be a liar;
125But never doubt I love.
126'O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers;
127I have not art to reckon my groans: but that
128I love thee best, O most best, believe it. Adieu.
129'Thine evermore most dear lady, whilst
130this machine is to him, HAMLET.'
131This, in obedience, hath my daughter shown me,
132And more above, hath his solicitings,
133As they fell out by time, by means and place,
134All given to mine ear.
King Claudius
135But how hath she
136Received his love?
Lord Polonius
137What do you think of me?
King Claudius
138As of a man faithful and honourable.
Lord Polonius
139I would fain prove so. But what might you think,
140When I had seen this hot love on the wing--
141As I perceived it, I must tell you that,
142Before my daughter told me--what might you,
143Or my dear majesty your queen here, think,
144If I had play'd the desk or table-book,
145Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb,
146Or look'd upon this love with idle sight;
147What might you think? No, I went round to work,
148And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
149'Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star;
150This must not be:' and then I precepts gave her,
151That she should lock herself from his resort,
152Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.
153Which done, she took the fruits of my advice;
154And he, repulsed--a short tale to make--
155Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,
156Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,
157Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension,
158Into the madness wherein now he raves,
159And all we mourn for.
King Claudius
160Do you think 'tis this?
Queen Gertrude
161It may be, very likely.
Lord Polonius
162Hath there been such a time--I'd fain know that--
163That I have positively said 'Tis so,'
164When it proved otherwise?
King Claudius
165Not that I know.
Lord Polonius
166[Pointing to his head and shoulder]
167Take this from this, if this be otherwise:
168If circumstances lead me, I will find
169Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
170Within the centre.
King Claudius
171How may we try it further?
Lord Polonius
172You know, sometimes he walks four hours together
173Here in the lobby.
Queen Gertrude
174So he does indeed.
Lord Polonius
175At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him:
176Be you and I behind an arras then;
177Mark the encounter: if he love her not
178And be not from his reason fall'n thereon,
179Let me be no assistant for a state,
180But keep a farm and carters.
King Claudius
181We will try it.
Queen Gertrude
182But, look, where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.
Lord Polonius
183Away, I do beseech you, both away:
184I'll board him presently.
[Exeunt King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, and Attendants]
[Enter Hamlet, reading]
Lord Polonius
185O, give me leave:
186How does my good Lord Hamlet?
Hamlet
187Well, God-a-mercy.
Lord Polonius
188Do you know me, my lord?
Hamlet
189Excellent well; you are a fishmonger.
Lord Polonius
190Not I, my lord.
Hamlet
191Then I would you were so honest a man.
Lord Polonius
192Honest, my lord!
Hamlet
193Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be
194one man picked out of ten thousand.
Lord Polonius
195That's very true, my lord.
Hamlet
196For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a
197god kissing carrion,--Have you a daughter?
Lord Polonius
198I have, my lord.
Hamlet
199Let her not walk i' the sun: conception is a
200blessing: but not as your daughter may conceive.
201Friend, look to 't.
Lord Polonius
202[Aside] How say you by that? Still harping on my
203daughter: yet he knew me not at first; he said I
204was a fishmonger: he is far gone, far gone: and
205truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for
206love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.
207What do you read, my lord?
Hamlet
208Words, words, words.
Lord Polonius
209What is the matter, my lord?
Hamlet
210Between who?
Lord Polonius
211I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.
Hamlet
212Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
213that old men have grey beards, that their faces are
214wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
215plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of
216wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
217though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
218I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
219yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
220you could go backward.
Lord Polonius
221[Aside] Though this be madness, yet there is method
222in 't. Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
Hamlet
223Into my grave.
Lord Polonius
224Indeed, that is out o' the air.
[Aside]
Lord Polonius
225How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness
226that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity
227could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will
228leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of
229meeting between him and my daughter.--My honourable
230lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.
Hamlet
231You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
232more willingly part withal: except my life, except
233my life, except my life.
Lord Polonius
234Fare you well, my lord.
Hamlet
235These tedious old fools!
[Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
Lord Polonius
236You go to seek the Lord Hamlet; there he is.
Rosencrantz
237[To POLONIUS] God save you, sir!
[Exit Polonius]
Guildenstern
238My honoured lord!
Rosencrantz
239My most dear lord!
Hamlet
240My excellent good friends! How dost thou,
241Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?
Rosencrantz
242As the indifferent children of the earth.
Guildenstern
243Happy, in that we are not over-happy;
244On fortune's cap we are not the very button.
Hamlet
245Nor the soles of her shoe?
Rosencrantz
246Neither, my lord.
Hamlet
247Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of
248her favours?
Guildenstern
249'Faith, her privates we.
Hamlet
250In the secret parts of fortune? O, most true; she
251is a strumpet. What's the news?
Rosencrantz
252None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.
Hamlet
253Then is doomsday near: but your news is not true.
254Let me question more in particular: what have you,
255my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune,
256that she sends you to prison hither?
Guildenstern
257Prison, my lord!
Hamlet
258Denmark's a prison.
Rosencrantz
259Then is the world one.
Hamlet
260A goodly one; in which there are many confines,
261wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the worst.
Rosencrantz
262We think not so, my lord.
Hamlet
263Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing
264either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me
265it is a prison.
Rosencrantz
266Why then, your ambition makes it one; 'tis too
267narrow for your mind.
Hamlet
268O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
269myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
270have bad dreams.
Guildenstern
271Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very
272substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Hamlet
273A dream itself is but a shadow.
Rosencrantz
274Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a
275quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
Hamlet
276Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and
277outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we
278to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.
Rosencrantz
279We'll wait upon you.
Hamlet
280No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest
281of my servants, for, to speak to you like an honest
282man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the
283beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?
Rosencrantz
284To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.
Hamlet
285Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I
286thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are
287too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it
288your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come,
289deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.
Guildenstern
290What should we say, my lord?
Hamlet
291Why, any thing, but to the purpose. You were sent
292for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks
293which your modesties have not craft enough to colour:
294I know the good king and queen have sent for you.
Rosencrantz
295To what end, my lord?
Hamlet
296That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by
297the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of
298our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved
299love, and by what more dear a better proposer could
300charge you withal, be even and direct with me,
301whether you were sent for, or no?
Rosencrantz
302[Aside to GUILDENSTERN] What say you?
Hamlet
303[Aside] Nay, then, I have an eye of you.--If you
304love me, hold not off.
Guildenstern
305My lord, we were sent for.
Hamlet
306I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
307prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
308and queen moult no feather. I have of late--but
309wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
310custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
311with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
312earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
313excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
314o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
315with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
316me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
317What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
318how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
319express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
320in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
321world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
322what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not
323me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling
324you seem to say so.
Rosencrantz
325My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Hamlet
326Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?
Rosencrantz
327To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what
328lenten entertainment the players shall receive from
329you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they
330coming, to offer you service.
Hamlet
331He that plays the king shall be welcome; his majesty
332shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight
333shall use his foil and target; the lover shall not
334sigh gratis; the humourous man shall end his part
335in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose
336lungs are tickled o' the sere; and the lady shall
337say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt
338for't. What players are they?
Rosencrantz
339Even those you were wont to take delight in, the
340tragedians of the city.
Hamlet
341How chances it they travel? their residence, both
342in reputation and profit, was better both ways.
Rosencrantz
343I think their inhibition comes by the means of the
344late innovation.
Hamlet
345Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was
346in the city? are they so followed?
Rosencrantz
347No, indeed, are they not.
Hamlet
348How comes it? do they grow rusty?
Rosencrantz
349Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but
350there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
351that cry out on the top of question, and are most
352tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the
353fashion, and so berattle the common stages--so they
354call them--that many wearing rapiers are afraid of
355goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.
Hamlet
356What, are they children? who maintains 'em? how are
357they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
358longer than they can sing? will they not say
359afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common
360players--as it is most like, if their means are no
361better--their writers do them wrong, to make them
362exclaim against their own succession?
Rosencrantz
363'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
364the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
365controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
366for argument, unless the poet and the player went to
367cuffs in the question.
Hamlet
368Is't possible?
Guildenstern
369O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
Hamlet
370Do the boys carry it away?
Rosencrantz
371Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too.
Hamlet
372It is not very strange; for mine uncle is king of
373Denmark, and those that would make mows at him while
374my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, an
375hundred ducats a-piece for his picture in little.
376'Sblood, there is something in this more than
377natural, if philosophy could find it out.
[Flourish of trumpets within]
Guildenstern
378There are the players.
Hamlet
379Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands,
380come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion
381and ceremony: let me comply with you in this garb,
382lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you,
383must show fairly outward, should more appear like
384entertainment than yours. You are welcome: but my
385uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.
Guildenstern
386In what, my dear lord?
Hamlet
387I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is
388southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
[Enter Polonius]
Lord Polonius
389Well be with you, gentlemen!
Hamlet
390Hark you, Guildenstern; and you too: at each ear a
391hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet
392out of his swaddling-clouts.
Rosencrantz
393Happily he's the second time come to them; for they
394say an old man is twice a child.
Hamlet
395I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players;
396mark it. You say right, sir: o' Monday morning;
397'twas so indeed.
Lord Polonius
398My lord, I have news to tell you.
Hamlet
399My lord, I have news to tell you.
400When Roscius was an actor in Rome,--
Lord Polonius
401The actors are come hither, my lord.
Hamlet
402Buz, buz!
Lord Polonius
403Upon mine honour,--
Hamlet
404Then came each actor on his ass,--
Lord Polonius
405The best actors in the world, either for tragedy,
406comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical,
407historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-
408comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or
409poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor
410Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the
411liberty, these are the only men.
Hamlet
412O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!
Lord Polonius
413What a treasure had he, my lord?
Hamlet
414Why,
415'One fair daughter and no more,
416The which he loved passing well.'
Lord Polonius
417[Aside] Still on my daughter.
Hamlet
418Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?
Lord Polonius
419If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter
420that I love passing well.
Hamlet
421Nay, that follows not.
Lord Polonius
422What follows, then, my lord?
Hamlet
423Why,
424'As by lot, God wot,'
425and then, you know,
426'It came to pass, as most like it was,'--
427the first row of the pious chanson will show you
428more; for look, where my abridgement comes.
[Enter four or five Players]
Hamlet
429You are welcome, masters; welcome, all. I am glad
430to see thee well. Welcome, good friends. O, my old
431friend! thy face is valenced since I saw thee last:
432comest thou to beard me in Denmark? What, my young
433lady and mistress! By'r lady, your ladyship is
434nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the
435altitude of a chopine. Pray God, your voice, like
436apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the
437ring. Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en
438to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see:
439we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste
440of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
First Player
441What speech, my lord?
Hamlet
442I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was
443never acted; or, if it was, not above once; for the
444play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas
445caviare to the general: but it was--as I received
446it, and others, whose judgments in such matters
447cried in the top of mine--an excellent play, well
448digested in the scenes, set down with as much
449modesty as cunning. I remember, one said there
450were no sallets in the lines to make the matter
451savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might
452indict the author of affectation; but called it an
453honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very
454much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I
455chiefly loved: 'twas Aeneas' tale to Dido; and
456thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of
457Priam's slaughter: if it live in your memory, begin
458at this line: let me see, let me see--
459'The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,'--
460it is not so:--it begins with Pyrrhus:--
461'The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
462Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
463When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
464Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
465With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
466Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
467With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
468Baked and impasted with the parching streets,
469That lend a tyrannous and damned light
470To their lord's murder: roasted in wrath and fire,
471And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
472With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
473Old grandsire Priam seeks.'
474So, proceed you.
Lord Polonius
475'Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and
476good discretion.
First Player
477'Anon he finds him
478Striking too short at Greeks; his antique sword,
479Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
480Repugnant to command: unequal match'd,
481Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage strikes wide;
482But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
483The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
484Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
485Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash
486Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword,
487Which was declining on the milky head
488Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
489So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,
490And like a neutral to his will and matter,
491Did nothing.
492But, as we often see, against some storm,
493A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
494The bold winds speechless and the orb below
495As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
496Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
497Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work;
498And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
499On Mars's armour forged for proof eterne
500With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
501Now falls on Priam.
502Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
503In general synod 'take away her power;
504Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
505And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
506As low as to the fiends!'
Lord Polonius
507This is too long.
Hamlet
508It shall to the barber's, with your beard. Prithee,
509say on: he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he
510sleeps: say on: come to Hecuba.
First Player
511'But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen--'
Hamlet
512'The mobled queen?'
Lord Polonius
513That's good; 'mobled queen' is good.
First Player
514'Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
515With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
516Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
517About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins,
518A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
519Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd,
520'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have
521pronounced:
522But if the gods themselves did see her then
523When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
524In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
525The instant burst of clamour that she made,
526Unless things mortal move them not at all,
527Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
528And passion in the gods.'
Lord Polonius
529Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has
530tears in's eyes. Pray you, no more.
Hamlet
531'Tis well: I'll have thee speak out the rest soon.
532Good my lord, will you see the players well
533bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for
534they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the
535time: after your death you were better have a bad
536epitaph than their ill report while you live.
Lord Polonius
537My lord, I will use them according to their desert.
Hamlet
538God's bodykins, man, much better: use every man
539after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
540Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less
541they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
542Take them in.
Lord Polonius
543Come, sirs.
Hamlet
544Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play to-morrow.
[Exit Polonius with All the Players but the First]
Hamlet
545Dost thou hear me, old friend; can you play the
546Murder of Gonzago?
First Player
547Ay, my lord.
Hamlet
548We'll ha't to-morrow night. You could, for a need,
549study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines, which
550I would set down and insert in't, could you not?
First Player
551Ay, my lord.
Hamlet
552Very well. Follow that lord; and look you mock him
553not.
[Exit First Player]
Hamlet
554My good friends, I'll leave you till night: you are
555welcome to Elsinore.
Rosencrantz
556Good my lord!
Hamlet
557Ay, so, God be wi' ye;
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
Hamlet
558Now I am alone.
559O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
560Is it not monstrous that this player here,
561But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
562Could force his soul so to his own conceit
563That from her working all his visage wann'd,
564Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect,
565A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
566With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
567For Hecuba!
568What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
569That he should weep for her? What would he do,
570Had he the motive and the cue for passion
571That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
572And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
573Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
574Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
575The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
576A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
577Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
578And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
579Upon whose property and most dear life
580A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
581Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
582Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
583Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat,
584As deep as to the lungs? who does me this?
585Ha!
586'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be
587But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
588To make oppression bitter, or ere this
589I should have fatted all the region kites
590With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain!
591Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
592O, vengeance!
593Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave,
594That I, the son of a dear father murder'd,
595Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
596Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
597And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,
598A scullion!
599Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard
600That guilty creatures sitting at a play
601Have by the very cunning of the scene
602Been struck so to the soul that presently
603They have proclaim'd their malefactions;
604For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
605With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
606Play something like the murder of my father
607Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks;
608I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench,
609I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
610May be the devil: and the devil hath power
611To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps
612Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
613As he is very potent with such spirits,
614Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds
615More relative than this: the play 's the thing
616Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
[Exit]
Act III
Back to topScene I. A room in the castle.
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[Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
1And can you, by no drift of circumstance,
2Get from him why he puts on this confusion,
3Grating so harshly all his days of quiet
4With turbulent and dangerous lunacy?
Rosencrantz
5He does confess he feels himself distracted;
6But from what cause he will by no means speak.
Guildenstern
7Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
8But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof,
9When we would bring him on to some confession
10Of his true state.
Queen Gertrude
11Did he receive you well?
Rosencrantz
12Most like a gentleman.
Guildenstern
13But with much forcing of his disposition.
Rosencrantz
14Niggard of question; but, of our demands,
15Most free in his reply.
Queen Gertrude
16Did you assay him?
17To any pastime?
Rosencrantz
18Madam, it so fell out, that certain players
19We o'er-raught on the way: of these we told him;
20And there did seem in him a kind of joy
21To hear of it: they are about the court,
22And, as I think, they have already order
23This night to play before him.
Lord Polonius
24'Tis most true:
25And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties
26To hear and see the matter.
King Claudius
27With all my heart; and it doth much content me
28To hear him so inclined.
29Good gentlemen, give him a further edge,
30And drive his purpose on to these delights.
Rosencrantz
31We shall, my lord.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
32Sweet Gertrude, leave us too;
33For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither,
34That he, as 'twere by accident, may here
35Affront Ophelia:
36Her father and myself, lawful espials,
37Will so bestow ourselves that, seeing, unseen,
38We may of their encounter frankly judge,
39And gather by him, as he is behaved,
40If 't be the affliction of his love or no
41That thus he suffers for.
Queen Gertrude
42I shall obey you.
43And for your part, Ophelia, I do wish
44That your good beauties be the happy cause
45Of Hamlet's wildness: so shall I hope your virtues
46Will bring him to his wonted way again,
47To both your honours.
Ophelia
48Madam, I wish it may.
[Exit Queen Gertrude]
Lord Polonius
49Ophelia, walk you here. Gracious, so please you,
50We will bestow ourselves.
[To Ophelia]
Lord Polonius
51Read on this book;
52That show of such an exercise may colour
53Your loneliness. We are oft to blame in this,--
54'Tis too much proved--that with devotion's visage
55And pious action we do sugar o'er
56The devil himself.
King Claudius
57[Aside] O, 'tis too true!
58How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience!
59The harlot's cheek, beautied with plastering art,
60Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it
61Than is my deed to my most painted word:
62O heavy burthen!
Lord Polonius
63I hear him coming: let's withdraw, my lord.
[Exeunt King Claudius and Polonius]
[Enter Hamlet]
Hamlet
64To be, or not to be, that is the question,
65Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
66The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
67Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
68And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
69No more; and by a sleep to say we end
70The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
71That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
72Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
73To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
74For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
75When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
76Must give us pause: there's the respect
77That makes calamity of so long life;
78For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
79The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
80The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
81The insolence of office and the spurns
82That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
83When he himself might his quietus make
84With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
85To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
86But that the dread of something after death,
87The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
88No traveller returns, puzzles the will
89And makes us rather bear those ills we have
90Than fly to others that we know not of?
91Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
92And thus the native hue of resolution
93Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
94And enterprises of great pith and moment
95With this regard their currents turn awry,
96And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
97The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
98Be all my sins remember'd.
Ophelia
99Good my lord,
100How does your honour for this many a day?
Hamlet
101I humbly thank you; well, well, well.
Ophelia
102My lord, I have remembrances of yours,
103That I have longed long to re-deliver;
104I pray you, now receive them.
Hamlet
105No, not I;
106I never gave you aught.
Ophelia
107My honour'd lord, you know right well you did;
108And, with them, words of so sweet breath composed
109As made the things more rich: their perfume lost,
110Take these again; for to the noble mind
111Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
112There, my lord.
Hamlet
113Ha, ha! are you honest?
Ophelia
114My lord?
Hamlet
115Are you fair?
Ophelia
116What means your lordship?
Hamlet
117That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should
118admit no discourse to your beauty.
Ophelia
119Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than
120with honesty?
Hamlet
121Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner
122transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the
123force of honesty can translate beauty into his
124likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the
125time gives it proof. I did love you once.
Ophelia
126Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.
Hamlet
127You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot
128so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of
129it: I loved you not.
Ophelia
130I was the more deceived.
Hamlet
131Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a
132breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest;
133but yet I could accuse me of such things that it
134were better my mother had not borne me: I am very
135proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at
136my beck than I have thoughts to put them in,
137imagination to give them shape, or time to act them
138in. What should such fellows as I do crawling
139between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves,
140all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.
141Where's your father?
Ophelia
142At home, my lord.
Hamlet
143Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
144fool no where but in's own house. Farewell.
Ophelia
145O, help him, you sweet heavens!
Hamlet
146If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
147thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
148snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
149nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
150marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
151what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
152and quickly too. Farewell.
Ophelia
153O heavenly powers, restore him!
Hamlet
154I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God
155has given you one face, and you make yourselves
156another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
157nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness
158your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
159made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
160those that are married already, all but one, shall
161live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
162nunnery, go.
[Exit]
Ophelia
163O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
164The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;
165The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
166The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
167The observed of all observers, quite, quite down!
168And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
169That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
170Now see that noble and most sovereign reason,
171Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
172That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth
173Blasted with ecstasy: O, woe is me,
174To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
[Re-enter King Claudius and Polonius]
King Claudius
175Love! his affections do not that way tend;
176Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little,
177Was not like madness. There's something in his soul,
178O'er which his melancholy sits on brood;
179And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose
180Will be some danger: which for to prevent,
181I have in quick determination
182Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England,
183For the demand of our neglected tribute
184Haply the seas and countries different
185With variable objects shall expel
186This something-settled matter in his heart,
187Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus
188From fashion of himself. What think you on't?
Lord Polonius
189It shall do well: but yet do I believe
190The origin and commencement of his grief
191Sprung from neglected love. How now, Ophelia!
192You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said;
193We heard it all. My lord, do as you please;
194But, if you hold it fit, after the play
195Let his queen mother all alone entreat him
196To show his grief: let her be round with him;
197And I'll be placed, so please you, in the ear
198Of all their conference. If she find him not,
199To England send him, or confine him where
200Your wisdom best shall think.
King Claudius
201It shall be so:
202Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go.
[Exeunt]
Scene II. A hall in the castle.
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[Enter Hamlet and Players]
Hamlet
1Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to
2you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it,
3as many of your players do, I had as lief the
4town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air
5too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently;
6for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say,
7the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget
8a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it
9offends me to the soul to hear a robustious
10periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to
11very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who
12for the most part are capable of nothing but
13inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such
14a fellow whipped for o'erdoing Termagant; it
15out-herods Herod: pray you, avoid it.
First Player
16I warrant your honour.
Hamlet
17Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion
18be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the
19word to the action; with this special o'erstep not
20the modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone is
21from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the
22first and now, was and is, to hold, as 'twere, the
23mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature,
24scorn her own image, and the very age and body of
25the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone,
26or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful
27laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the
28censure of the which one must in your allowance
29o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be
30players that I have seen play, and heard others
31praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely,
32that, neither having the accent of Christians nor
33the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so
34strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of
35nature's journeymen had made men and not made them
36well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
First Player
37I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us,
38sir.
Hamlet
39O, reform it altogether. And let those that play
40your clowns speak no more than is set down for them;
41for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to
42set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh
43too; though, in the mean time, some necessary
44question of the play be then to be considered:
45that's villanous, and shows a most pitiful ambition
46in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready.
[Exeunt Players]
[Enter Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern]
Hamlet
47How now, my lord! I will the king hear this piece of work?
Lord Polonius
48And the queen too, and that presently.
Hamlet
49Bid the players make haste.
[Exit Polonius]
Hamlet
50Will you two help to hasten them?
Rosencrantz
51We will, my lord.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
Hamlet
52What ho! Horatio!
[Enter Horatio]
Horatio
53Here, sweet lord, at your service.
Hamlet
54Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man
55As e'er my conversation coped withal.
Horatio
56O, my dear lord,--
Hamlet
57Nay, do not think I flatter;
58For what advancement may I hope from thee
59That no revenue hast but thy good spirits,
60To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?
61No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp,
62And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
63Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
64Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
65And could of men distinguish, her election
66Hath seal'd thee for herself; for thou hast been
67As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing,
68A man that fortune's buffets and rewards
69Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and blest are those
70Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled,
71That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger
72To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
73That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him
74In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
75As I do thee.--Something too much of this.--
76There is a play to-night before the king;
77One scene of it comes near the circumstance
78Which I have told thee of my father's death:
79I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot,
80Even with the very comment of thy soul
81Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt
82Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
83It is a damned ghost that we have seen,
84And my imaginations are as foul
85As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note;
86For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
87And after we will both our judgments join
88In censure of his seeming.
Horatio
89Well, my lord:
90If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,
91And 'scape detecting, I will pay the theft.
Hamlet
92They are coming to the play; I must be idle:
93Get you a place.
[Danish march. A flourish. Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and others]
King Claudius
94How fares our cousin Hamlet?
Hamlet
95Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's dish: I eat
96the air, promise-crammed: you cannot feed capons so.
King Claudius
97I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words
98are not mine.
Hamlet
99No, nor mine now.
[To Polonius]
Hamlet
100My lord, you played once i' the university, you say?
Lord Polonius
101That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor.
Hamlet
102What did you enact?
Lord Polonius
103I did enact Julius Caesar: I was killed i' the
104Capitol; Brutus killed me.
Hamlet
105It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf
106there. Be the players ready?
Rosencrantz
107Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.
Queen Gertrude
108Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
Hamlet
109No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.
Lord Polonius
110[To KING CLAUDIUS] O, ho! do you mark that?
Hamlet
111Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Lying down at OPHELIA's feet]
Ophelia
112No, my lord.
Hamlet
113I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ophelia
114Ay, my lord.
Hamlet
115Do you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia
116I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet
117That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
Ophelia
118What is, my lord?
Hamlet
119Nothing.
Ophelia
120You are merry, my lord.
Hamlet
121Who, I?
Ophelia
122Ay, my lord.
Hamlet
123O God, your only jig-maker. What should a man do
124but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my
125mother looks, and my father died within these two hours.
Ophelia
126Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.
Hamlet
127So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for
128I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two
129months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's
130hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half
131a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches,
132then; or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with
133the hobby-horse, whose epitaph is 'For, O, for, O,
134the hobby-horse is forgot.'
[Hautboys play. The dumb-show enters]
[Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love]
[Exeunt]
Ophelia
135What means this, my lord?
Hamlet
136Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.
Ophelia
137Belike this show imports the argument of the play.
[Enter Prologue]
Hamlet
138We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot
139keep counsel; they'll tell all.
Ophelia
140Will he tell us what this show meant?
Hamlet
141Ay, or any show that you'll show him: be not you
142ashamed to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means.
Ophelia
143You are naught, you are naught: I'll mark the play.
Prologue
144For us, and for our tragedy,
145Here stooping to your clemency,
146We beg your hearing patiently.
[Exit]
Hamlet
147Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
Ophelia
148'Tis brief, my lord.
Hamlet
149As woman's love.
[Enter two Players, King and Queen]
Player King
150Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round
151Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,
152And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen
153About the world have times twelve thirties been,
154Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
155Unite commutual in most sacred bands.
Player Queen
156So many journeys may the sun and moon
157Make us again count o'er ere love be done!
158But, woe is me, you are so sick of late,
159So far from cheer and from your former state,
160That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
161Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must:
162For women's fear and love holds quantity;
163In neither aught, or in extremity.
164Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know;
165And as my love is sized, my fear is so:
166Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
167Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.
Player King
168'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;
169My operant powers their functions leave to do:
170And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
171Honour'd, beloved; and haply one as kind
172For husband shalt thou--
Player Queen
173O, confound the rest!
174Such love must needs be treason in my breast:
175In second husband let me be accurst!
176None wed the second but who kill'd the first.
Hamlet
177[Aside] Wormwood, wormwood.
Player Queen
178The instances that second marriage move
179Are base respects of thrift, but none of love:
180A second time I kill my husband dead,
181When second husband kisses me in bed.
Player King
182I do believe you think what now you speak;
183But what we do determine oft we break.
184Purpose is but the slave to memory,
185Of violent birth, but poor validity;
186Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree;
187But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be.
188Most necessary 'tis that we forget
189To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:
190What to ourselves in passion we propose,
191The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
192The violence of either grief or joy
193Their own enactures with themselves destroy:
194Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
195Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
196This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange
197That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
198For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,
199Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
200The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
201The poor advanced makes friends of enemies.
202And hitherto doth love on fortune tend;
203For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
204And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
205Directly seasons him his enemy.
206But, orderly to end where I begun,
207Our wills and fates do so contrary run
208That our devices still are overthrown;
209Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:
210So think thou wilt no second husband wed;
211But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.
Player Queen
212Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!
213Sport and repose lock from me day and night!
214To desperation turn my trust and hope!
215An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope!
216Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
217Meet what I would have well and it destroy!
218Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
219If, once a widow, ever I be wife!
Hamlet
220If she should break it now!
Player King
221'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;
222My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
223The tedious day with sleep.
[Sleeps]
Player Queen
224Sleep rock thy brain,
225And never come mischance between us twain!
[Exit]
Hamlet
226Madam, how like you this play?
Queen Gertrude
227The lady protests too much, methinks.
Hamlet
228O, but she'll keep her word.
King Claudius
229Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in 't?
Hamlet
230No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence
231i' the world.
King Claudius
232What do you call the play?
Hamlet
233The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play
234is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is
235the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see
236anon; 'tis a knavish piece of work: but what o'
237that? your majesty and we that have free souls, it
238touches us not: let the galled jade wince, our
239withers are unwrung.
[Enter Lucianus]
Hamlet
240This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.
Ophelia
241You are as good as a chorus, my lord.
Hamlet
242I could interpret between you and your love, if I
243could see the puppets dallying.
Ophelia
244You are keen, my lord, you are keen.
Hamlet
245It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
Ophelia
246Still better, and worse.
Hamlet
247So you must take your husbands. Begin, murderer;
248pox, leave thy damnable faces, and begin. Come:
249'the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.'
Lucianus
250Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;
251Confederate season, else no creature seeing;
252Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
253With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
254Thy natural magic and dire property,
255On wholesome life usurp immediately.
[Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears]
Hamlet
256He poisons him i' the garden for's estate. His
257name's Gonzago: the story is extant, and writ in
258choice Italian: you shall see anon how the murderer
259gets the love of Gonzago's wife.
Ophelia
260The king rises.
Hamlet
261What, frighted with false fire!
Queen Gertrude
262How fares my lord?
Lord Polonius
263Give o'er the play.
King Claudius
264Give me some light: away!
All
265Lights, lights, lights!
[Exeunt All but Hamlet and Horatio]
Hamlet
266Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
267The hart ungalled play;
268For some must watch, while some must sleep:
269So runs the world away.
270Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers-- if
271the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me--with two
272Provincial roses on my razed shoes, get me a
273fellowship in a cry of players, sir?
Horatio
274Half a share.
Hamlet
275A whole one, I.
276For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
277This realm dismantled was
278Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
279A very, very--pajock.
Horatio
280You might have rhymed.
Hamlet
281O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a
282thousand pound. Didst perceive?
Horatio
283Very well, my lord.
Hamlet
284Upon the talk of the poisoning?
Horatio
285I did very well note him.
Hamlet
286Ah, ha! Come, some music! come, the recorders!
287For if the king like not the comedy,
288Why then, belike, he likes it not, perdy.
289Come, some music!
[Re-enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
Guildenstern
290Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.
Hamlet
291Sir, a whole history.
Guildenstern
292The king, sir,--
Hamlet
293Ay, sir, what of him?
Guildenstern
294Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.
Hamlet
295With drink, sir?
Guildenstern
296No, my lord, rather with choler.
Hamlet
297Your wisdom should show itself more richer to
298signify this to his doctor; for, for me to put him
299to his purgation would perhaps plunge him into far
300more choler.
Guildenstern
301Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and
302start not so wildly from my affair.
Hamlet
303I am tame, sir: pronounce.
Guildenstern
304The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of
305spirit, hath sent me to you.
Hamlet
306You are welcome.
Guildenstern
307Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right
308breed. If it shall please you to make me a
309wholesome answer, I will do your mother's
310commandment: if not, your pardon and my return
311shall be the end of my business.
Hamlet
312Sir, I cannot.
Guildenstern
313What, my lord?
Hamlet
314Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: but,
315sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command;
316or, rather, as you say, my mother: therefore no
317more, but to the matter: my mother, you say,--
Rosencrantz
318Then thus she says; your behavior hath struck her
319into amazement and admiration.
Hamlet
320O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother! But
321is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's
322admiration? Impart.
Rosencrantz
323She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you
324go to bed.
Hamlet
325We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have
326you any further trade with us?
Rosencrantz
327My lord, you once did love me.
Hamlet
328So I do still, by these pickers and stealers.
Rosencrantz
329Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you
330do, surely, bar the door upon your own liberty, if
331you deny your griefs to your friend.
Hamlet
332Sir, I lack advancement.
Rosencrantz
333How can that be, when you have the voice of the king
334himself for your succession in Denmark?
Hamlet
335Ay, but sir, 'While the grass grows,'--the proverb
336is something musty.
[Re-enter Players with recorders]
Hamlet
337O, the recorders! let me see one. To withdraw with
338you:--why do you go about to recover the wind of me,
339as if you would drive me into a toil?
Guildenstern
340O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too
341unmannerly.
Hamlet
342I do not well understand that. Will you play upon
343this pipe?
Guildenstern
344My lord, I cannot.
Hamlet
345I pray you.
Guildenstern
346Believe me, I cannot.
Hamlet
347I do beseech you.
Guildenstern
348I know no touch of it, my lord.
Hamlet
349'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with
350your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your
351mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music.
352Look you, these are the stops.
Guildenstern
353But these cannot I command to any utterance of
354harmony; I have not the skill.
Hamlet
355Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
356me! You would play upon me; you would seem to know
357my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my
358mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to
359the top of my compass: and there is much music,
360excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot
361you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am
362easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what
363instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you
364cannot play upon me.
[Enter Polonius]
Hamlet
365God bless you, sir!
Lord Polonius
366My lord, the queen would speak with you, and
367presently.
Hamlet
368Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Lord Polonius
369By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet
370Methinks it is like a weasel.
Lord Polonius
371It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet
372Or like a whale?
Lord Polonius
373Very like a whale.
Hamlet
374Then I will come to my mother by and by. They fool
375me to the top of my bent. I will come by and by.
Lord Polonius
376I will say so.
Hamlet
377By and by is easily said.
[Exit Polonius]
Hamlet
378Leave me, friends.
[Exeunt All but Hamlet]
Hamlet
379Tis now the very witching time of night,
380When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
381Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
382And do such bitter business as the day
383Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.
384O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever
385The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:
386Let me be cruel, not unnatural:
387I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
388My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;
389How in my words soever she be shent,
390To give them seals never, my soul, consent!
[Exit]
Scene III. A room in the castle.
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[Enter King Claudius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
1I like him not, nor stands it safe with us
2To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you;
3I your commission will forthwith dispatch,
4And he to England shall along with you:
5The terms of our estate may not endure
6Hazard so dangerous as doth hourly grow
7Out of his lunacies.
Guildenstern
8We will ourselves provide:
9Most holy and religious fear it is
10To keep those many many bodies safe
11That live and feed upon your majesty.
Rosencrantz
12The single and peculiar life is bound,
13With all the strength and armour of the mind,
14To keep itself from noyance; but much more
15That spirit upon whose weal depend and rest
16The lives of many. The cease of majesty
17Dies not alone; but, like a gulf, doth draw
18What's near it with it: it is a massy wheel,
19Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount,
20To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
21Are mortised and adjoin'd; which, when it falls,
22Each small annexment, petty consequence,
23Attends the boisterous ruin. Never alone
24Did the king sigh, but with a general groan.
King Claudius
25Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage;
26For we will fetters put upon this fear,
27Which now goes too free-footed.
Rosencrantz
28We will haste us.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
[Enter Polonius]
Lord Polonius
29My lord, he's going to his mother's closet:
30Behind the arras I'll convey myself,
31To hear the process; and warrant she'll tax him home:
32And, as you said, and wisely was it said,
33'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,
34Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear
35The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege:
36I'll call upon you ere you go to bed,
37And tell you what I know.
King Claudius
38Thanks, dear my lord.
[Exit Polonius]
King Claudius
39O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven;
40It hath the primal eldest curse upon't,
41A brother's murder. Pray can I not,
42Though inclination be as sharp as will:
43My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
44And, like a man to double business bound,
45I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
46And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
47Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
48Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
49To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
50But to confront the visage of offence?
51And what's in prayer but this two-fold force,
52To be forestalled ere we come to fall,
53Or pardon'd being down? Then I'll look up;
54My fault is past. But, O, what form of prayer
55Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murder'?
56That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
57Of those effects for which I did the murder,
58My crown, mine own ambition and my queen.
59May one be pardon'd and retain the offence?
60In the corrupted currents of this world
61Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
62And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself
63Buys out the law: but 'tis not so above;
64There is no shuffling, there the action lies
65In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd,
66Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults,
67To give in evidence. What then? what rests?
68Try what repentance can: what can it not?
69Yet what can it when one can not repent?
70O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
71O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
72Art more engaged! Help, angels! Make assay!
73Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart with strings of steel,
74Be soft as sinews of the newborn babe!
75All may be well.
[Retires and kneels]
[Enter Hamlet]
Hamlet
76Now might I do it pat, now he is praying;
77And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven;
78And so am I revenged. That would be scann'd:
79A villain kills my father; and for that,
80I, his sole son, do this same villain send
81To heaven.
82O, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
83He took my father grossly, full of bread;
84With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
85And how his audit stands who knows save heaven?
86But in our circumstance and course of thought,
87'Tis heavy with him: and am I then revenged,
88To take him in the purging of his soul,
89When he is fit and season'd for his passage?
90No!
91Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent:
92When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
93Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed;
94At gaming, swearing, or about some act
95That has no relish of salvation in't;
96Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
97And that his soul may be as damn'd and black
98As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
99This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
[Exit]
King Claudius
100[Rising] My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
101Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
[Exit]
Scene IV. The Queen's closet.
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[Enter Queen Margaret and Polonius]
Lord Polonius
1He will come straight. Look you lay home to him:
2Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
3And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
4Much heat and him. I'll sconce me even here.
5Pray you, be round with him.
Hamlet
6[Within] Mother, mother, mother!
Queen Gertrude
7I'll warrant you,
8Fear me not: withdraw, I hear him coming.
[Polonius hides behind the arras]
[Enter Hamlet]
Hamlet
9Now, mother, what's the matter?
Queen Gertrude
10Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
Hamlet
11Mother, you have my father much offended.
Queen Gertrude
12Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
Hamlet
13Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
Queen Gertrude
14Why, how now, Hamlet!
Hamlet
15What's the matter now?
Queen Gertrude
16Have you forgot me?
Hamlet
17No, by the rood, not so:
18You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
19And--would it were not so!--you are my mother.
Queen Gertrude
20Nay, then, I'll set those to you that can speak.
Hamlet
21Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge;
22You go not till I set you up a glass
23Where you may see the inmost part of you.
Queen Gertrude
24What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me?
25Help, help, ho!
Lord Polonius
26[Behind] What, ho! help, help, help!
Hamlet
27[Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
[Makes a pass through the arras]
Lord Polonius
28[Behind] O, I am slain!
[Falls and dies]
Queen Gertrude
29O me, what hast thou done?
Hamlet
30Nay, I know not:
31Is it the king?
Queen Gertrude
32O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!
Hamlet
33A bloody deed! almost as bad, good mother,
34As kill a king, and marry with his brother.
Queen Gertrude
35As kill a king!
Hamlet
36Ay, lady, 'twas my word.
[Lifts up the array and discovers Polonius]
Hamlet
37Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell!
38I took thee for thy better: take thy fortune;
39Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.
40Leave wringing of your hands: peace! sit you down,
41And let me wring your heart; for so I shall,
42If it be made of penetrable stuff,
43If damned custom have not brass'd it so
44That it is proof and bulwark against sense.
Queen Gertrude
45What have I done, that thou darest wag thy tongue
46In noise so rude against me?
Hamlet
47Such an act
48That blurs the grace and blush of modesty,
49Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
50From the fair forehead of an innocent love
51And sets a blister there, makes marriage-vows
52As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed
53As from the body of contraction plucks
54The very soul, and sweet religion makes
55A rhapsody of words: heaven's face doth glow:
56Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
57With tristful visage, as against the doom,
58Is thought-sick at the act.
Queen Gertrude
59Ay me, what act,
60That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?
Hamlet
61Look here, upon this picture, and on this,
62The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
63See, what a grace was seated on this brow;
64Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
65An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
66A station like the herald Mercury
67New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
68A combination and a form indeed,
69Where every god did seem to set his seal,
70To give the world assurance of a man:
71This was your husband. Look you now, what follows:
72Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
73Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
74Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
75And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?
76You cannot call it love; for at your age
77The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
78And waits upon the judgment: and what judgment
79Would step from this to this? Sense, sure, you have,
80Else could you not have motion; but sure, that sense
81Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
82Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd
83But it reserved some quantity of choice,
84To serve in such a difference. What devil was't
85That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?
86Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
87Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
88Or but a sickly part of one true sense
89Could not so mope.
90O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
91If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,
92To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
93And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame
94When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
95Since frost itself as actively doth burn
96And reason panders will.
Queen Gertrude
97O Hamlet, speak no more:
98Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul;
99And there I see such black and grained spots
100As will not leave their tinct.
Hamlet
101Nay, but to live
102In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
103Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
104Over the nasty sty,--
Queen Gertrude
105O, speak to me no more;
106These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears;
107No more, sweet Hamlet!
Hamlet
108A murderer and a villain;
109A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe
110Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings;
111A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
112That from a shelf the precious diadem stole,
113And put it in his pocket!
Queen Gertrude
114No more!
Hamlet
115A king of shreds and patches,--
[Enter Ghost]
Hamlet
116Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,
117You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?
Queen Gertrude
118Alas, he's mad!
Hamlet
119Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
120That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by
121The important acting of your dread command? O, say!
Ghost
122Do not forget: this visitation
123Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
124But, look, amazement on thy mother sits:
125O, step between her and her fighting soul:
126Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works:
127Speak to her, Hamlet.
Hamlet
128How is it with you, lady?
Queen Gertrude
129Alas, how is't with you,
130That you do bend your eye on vacancy
131And with the incorporal air do hold discourse?
132Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
133And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm,
134Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
135Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son,
136Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
137Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?
Hamlet
138On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares!
139His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
140Would make them capable. Do not look upon me;
141Lest with this piteous action you convert
142My stern effects: then what I have to do
143Will want true colour; tears perchance for blood.
Queen Gertrude
144To whom do you speak this?
Hamlet
145Do you see nothing there?
Queen Gertrude
146Nothing at all; yet all that is I see.
Hamlet
147Nor did you nothing hear?
Queen Gertrude
148No, nothing but ourselves.
Hamlet
149Why, look you there! look, how it steals away!
150My father, in his habit as he lived!
151Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!
[Exit Ghost]
Queen Gertrude
152This the very coinage of your brain:
153This bodiless creation ecstasy
154Is very cunning in.
Hamlet
155Ecstasy!
156My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time,
157And makes as healthful music: it is not madness
158That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,
159And I the matter will re-word; which madness
160Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
161Lay not that mattering unction to your soul,
162That not your trespass, but my madness speaks:
163It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
164Whilst rank corruption, mining all within,
165Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven;
166Repent what's past; avoid what is to come;
167And do not spread the compost on the weeds,
168To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue;
169For in the fatness of these pursy times
170Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
171Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.
Queen Gertrude
172O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.
Hamlet
173O, throw away the worser part of it,
174And live the purer with the other half.
175Good night: but go not to mine uncle's bed;
176Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
177That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat,
178Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,
179That to the use of actions fair and good
180He likewise gives a frock or livery,
181That aptly is put on. Refrain to-night,
182And that shall lend a kind of easiness
183To the next abstinence: the next more easy;
184For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
185And either [ ] the devil, or throw him out
186With wondrous potency. Once more, good night:
187And when you are desirous to be bless'd,
188I'll blessing beg of you. For this same lord,
[Pointing to Polonius]
Hamlet
189I do repent: but heaven hath pleased it so,
190To punish me with this and this with me,
191That I must be their scourge and minister.
192I will bestow him, and will answer well
193The death I gave him. So, again, good night.
194I must be cruel, only to be kind:
195Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
196One word more, good lady.
Queen Gertrude
197What shall I do?
Hamlet
198Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
199Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed;
200Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;
201And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses,
202Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers,
203Make you to ravel all this matter out,
204That I essentially am not in madness,
205But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know;
206For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
207Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib,
208Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?
209No, in despite of sense and secrecy,
210Unpeg the basket on the house's top.
211Let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape,
212To try conclusions, in the basket creep,
213And break your own neck down.
Queen Gertrude
214Be thou assured, if words be made of breath,
215And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
216What thou hast said to me.
Hamlet
217I must to England; you know that?
Queen Gertrude
218Alack,
219I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.
Hamlet
220There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
221Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
222They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,
223And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
224For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
225Hoist with his own petard: and 't shall go hard
226But I will delve one yard below their mines,
227And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
228When in one line two crafts directly meet.
229This man shall set me packing:
230I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
231Mother, good night. Indeed this counsellor
232Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
233Who was in life a foolish prating knave.
234Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
235Good night, mother.
[Exeunt severally; Hamlet dragging in Polonius]
Act IV
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[Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
1There's matter in these sighs, these profound heaves:
2You must translate: 'tis fit we understand them.
3Where is your son?
Queen Gertrude
4Bestow this place on us a little while.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
Queen Gertrude
5Ah, my good lord, what have I seen to-night!
King Claudius
6What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?
Queen Gertrude
7Mad as the sea and wind, when both contend
8Which is the mightier: in his lawless fit,
9Behind the arras hearing something stir,
10Whips out his rapier, cries, 'A rat, a rat!'
11And, in this brainish apprehension, kills
12The unseen good old man.
King Claudius
13O heavy deed!
14It had been so with us, had we been there:
15His liberty is full of threats to all;
16To you yourself, to us, to every one.
17Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd?
18It will be laid to us, whose providence
19Should have kept short, restrain'd and out of haunt,
20This mad young man: but so much was our love,
21We would not understand what was most fit;
22But, like the owner of a foul disease,
23To keep it from divulging, let it feed
24Even on the pith of Life. Where is he gone?
Queen Gertrude
25To draw apart the body he hath kill'd:
26O'er whom his very madness, like some ore
27Among a mineral of metals base,
28Shows itself pure; he weeps for what is done.
King Claudius
29O Gertrude, come away!
30The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch,
31But we will ship him hence: and this vile deed
32We must, with all our majesty and skill,
33Both countenance and excuse. Ho, Guildenstern!
[Re-enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
34Friends both, go join you with some further aid:
35Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain,
36And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him:
37Go seek him out; speak fair, and bring the body
38Into the chapel. I pray you, haste in this.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
39Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends;
40And let them know, both what we mean to do,
41And what's untimely done. O, come away!
42My soul is full of discord and dismay.
[Exeunt]
Scene II. Another room in the castle.
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[Enter Hamlet]
Hamlet
1Safely stowed.
Rosencrantz
2[Within] Hamlet! Lord Hamlet!
Hamlet
3What noise? who calls on Hamlet?
4O, here they come.
[Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
Rosencrantz
5What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?
Hamlet
6Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.
Rosencrantz
7Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence
8And bear it to the chapel.
Hamlet
9Do not believe it.
Rosencrantz
10Believe what?
Hamlet
11That I can keep your counsel and not mine own.
12Besides, to be demanded of a sponge! what
13replication should be made by the son of a king?
Rosencrantz
14Take you me for a sponge, my lord?
Hamlet
15Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his
16rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the
17king best service in the end: he keeps them, like
18an ape, in the corner of his jaw; first mouthed, to
19be last swallowed: when he needs what you have
20gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you
21shall be dry again.
Rosencrantz
22I understand you not, my lord.
Hamlet
23I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a
24foolish ear.
Rosencrantz
25My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go
26with us to the king.
Hamlet
27The body is with the king, but the king is not with
28the body. The king is a thing--
Guildenstern
29A thing, my lord!
Hamlet
30Of nothing: bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after.
[Exeunt]
Scene III. Another room in the castle.
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[Enter King Claudius, attended]
King Claudius
1I have sent to seek him, and to find the body.
2How dangerous is it that this man goes loose!
3Yet must not we put the strong law on him:
4He's loved of the distracted multitude,
5Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes;
6And where tis so, the offender's scourge is weigh'd,
7But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
8This sudden sending him away must seem
9Deliberate pause: diseases desperate grown
10By desperate appliance are relieved,
11Or not at all.
[Enter Rosencrantz]
King Claudius
12How now! what hath befall'n?
Rosencrantz
13Where the dead body is bestow'd, my lord,
14We cannot get from him.
King Claudius
15But where is he?
Rosencrantz
16Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure.
King Claudius
17Bring him before us.
Rosencrantz
18Ho, Guildenstern! bring in my lord.
[Enter Hamlet and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
19Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?
Hamlet
20At supper.
King Claudius
21At supper! where?
Hamlet
22Not where he eats, but where he is eaten: a certain
23convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your
24worm is your only emperor for diet: we fat all
25creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for
26maggots: your fat king and your lean beggar is but
27variable service, two dishes, but to one table:
28that's the end.
King Claudius
29Alas, alas!
Hamlet
30A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a
31king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
King Claudius
32What dost you mean by this?
Hamlet
33Nothing but to show you how a king may go a
34progress through the guts of a beggar.
King Claudius
35Where is Polonius?
Hamlet
36In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger
37find him not there, seek him i' the other place
38yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within
39this month, you shall nose him as you go up the
40stairs into the lobby.
King Claudius
41Go seek him there.
[To some Attendants]
Hamlet
42He will stay till ye come.
[Exeunt Attendants]
King Claudius
43Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety,--
44Which we do tender, as we dearly grieve
45For that which thou hast done,--must send thee hence
46With fiery quickness: therefore prepare thyself;
47The bark is ready, and the wind at help,
48The associates tend, and every thing is bent
49For England.
Hamlet
50For England!
King Claudius
51Ay, Hamlet.
Hamlet
52Good.
King Claudius
53So is it, if thou knew'st our purposes.
Hamlet
54I see a cherub that sees them. But, come; for
55England! Farewell, dear mother.
King Claudius
56Thy loving father, Hamlet.
Hamlet
57My mother: father and mother is man and wife; man
58and wife is one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England!
[Exit]
King Claudius
59Follow him at foot; tempt him with speed aboard;
60Delay it not; I'll have him hence to-night:
61Away! for every thing is seal'd and done
62That else leans on the affair: pray you, make haste.
[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]
King Claudius
63And, England, if my love thou hold'st at aught--
64As my great power thereof may give thee sense,
65Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red
66After the Danish sword, and thy free awe
67Pays homage to us--thou mayst not coldly set
68Our sovereign process; which imports at full,
69By letters congruing to that effect,
70The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England;
71For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
72And thou must cure me: till I know 'tis done,
73Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun.
[Exit]
Scene IV. A plain in Denmark.
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[Enter Fortinbras, a Captain, and Soldiers, marching]
Prince Fortinbras
1Go, captain, from me greet the Danish king;
2Tell him that, by his licence, Fortinbras
3Craves the conveyance of a promised march
4Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.
5If that his majesty would aught with us,
6We shall express our duty in his eye;
7And let him know so.
Captain
8I will do't, my lord.
Prince Fortinbras
9Go softly on.
[Exeunt Fortinbras and Soldiers]
[Enter Hamlet, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and others]
Hamlet
10Good sir, whose powers are these?
Captain
11They are of Norway, sir.
Hamlet
12How purposed, sir, I pray you?
Captain
13Against some part of Poland.
Hamlet
14Who commands them, sir?
Captain
15The nephews to old Norway, Fortinbras.
Hamlet
16Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,
17Or for some frontier?
Captain
18Truly to speak, and with no addition,
19We go to gain a little patch of ground
20That hath in it no profit but the name.
21To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;
22Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole
23A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.
Hamlet
24Why, then the Polack never will defend it.
Captain
25Yes, it is already garrison'd.
Hamlet
26Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats
27Will not debate the question of this straw:
28This is the imposthume of much wealth and peace,
29That inward breaks, and shows no cause without
30Why the man dies. I humbly thank you, sir.
Captain
31God be wi' you, sir.
[Exit]
Rosencrantz
32Wilt please you go, my lord?
Hamlet
33I'll be with you straight go a little before.
[Exeunt All except Hamlet]
Hamlet
34How all occasions do inform against me,
35And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,
36If his chief good and market of his time
37Be but to sleep and feed? a beast, no more.
38Sure, he that made us with such large discourse,
39Looking before and after, gave us not
40That capability and god-like reason
41To fust in us unused. Now, whether it be
42Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
43Of thinking too precisely on the event,
44A thought which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom
45And ever three parts coward, I do not know
46Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do;'
47Sith I have cause and will and strength and means
48To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me:
49Witness this army of such mass and charge
50Led by a delicate and tender prince,
51Whose spirit with divine ambition puff'd
52Makes mouths at the invisible event,
53Exposing what is mortal and unsure
54To all that fortune, death and danger dare,
55Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great
56Is not to stir without great argument,
57But greatly to find quarrel in a straw
58When honour's at the stake. How stand I then,
59That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd,
60Excitements of my reason and my blood,
61And let all sleep? while, to my shame, I see
62The imminent death of twenty thousand men,
63That, for a fantasy and trick of fame,
64Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot
65Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,
66Which is not tomb enough and continent
67To hide the slain? O, from this time forth,
68My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!
[Exit]
Scene V. Elsinore. A room in the castle.
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[Enter Queen Gertrude, Horatio, and a Gentleman]
Queen Gertrude
1I will not speak with her.
Gentleman
2She is importunate, indeed distract:
3Her mood will needs be pitied.
Queen Gertrude
4What would she have?
Gentleman
5She speaks much of her father; says she hears
6There's tricks i' the world; and hems, and beats her heart;
7Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt,
8That carry but half sense: her speech is nothing,
9Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
10The hearers to collection; they aim at it,
11And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts;
12Which, as her winks, and nods, and gestures
13yield them,
14Indeed would make one think there might be thought,
15Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.
Horatio
16'Twere good she were spoken with; for she may strew
17Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds.
Queen Gertrude
18Let her come in.
[Exit Horatio]
Queen Gertrude
19To my sick soul, as sin's true nature is,
20Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss:
21So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
22It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
[Re-enter Horatio, with Ophelia]
Ophelia
23Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?
Queen Gertrude
24How now, Ophelia!
Ophelia
25[Sings]
26How should I your true love know
27From another one?
28By his cockle hat and staff,
29And his sandal shoon.
Queen Gertrude
30Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song?
Ophelia
31Say you? nay, pray you, mark.
[Sings]
Ophelia
32He is dead and gone, lady,
33He is dead and gone;
34At his head a grass-green turf,
35At his heels a stone.
Queen Gertrude
36Nay, but, Ophelia,--
Ophelia
37Pray you, mark.
[Sings]
Ophelia
38White his shroud as the mountain snow,--
[Enter King Claudius]
Queen Gertrude
39Alas, look here, my lord.
Ophelia
40[Sings]
41Larded with sweet flowers
42Which bewept to the grave did go
43With true-love showers.
King Claudius
44How do you, pretty lady?
Ophelia
45Well, God 'ild you! They say the owl was a baker's
46daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but know not
47what we may be. God be at your table!
King Claudius
48Conceit upon her father.
Ophelia
49Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they
50ask you what it means, say you this:
[Sings]
Ophelia
51To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
52All in the morning betime,
53And I a maid at your window,
54To be your Valentine.
55Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
56And dupp'd the chamber-door;
57Let in the maid, that out a maid
58Never departed more.
King Claudius
59Pretty Ophelia!
Ophelia
60Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't:
[Sings]
Ophelia
61By Gis and by Saint Charity,
62Alack, and fie for shame!
63Young men will do't, if they come to't;
64By cock, they are to blame.
65Quoth she, before you tumbled me,
66You promised me to wed.
67So would I ha' done, by yonder sun,
68An thou hadst not come to my bed.
King Claudius
69How long hath she been thus?
Ophelia
70I hope all will be well. We must be patient: but I
71cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him
72i' the cold ground. My brother shall know of it:
73and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my
74coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies;
75good night, good night.
[Exit]
King Claudius
76Follow her close; give her good watch,
77I pray you.
[Exit Horatio]
King Claudius
78O, this is the poison of deep grief; it springs
79All from her father's death. O Gertrude, Gertrude,
80When sorrows come, they come not single spies
81But in battalions. First, her father slain:
82Next, your son gone; and he most violent author
83Of his own just remove: the people muddied,
84Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers,
85For good Polonius' death; and we have done but greenly,
86In hugger-mugger to inter him: poor Ophelia
87Divided from herself and her fair judgment,
88Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts:
89Last, and as much containing as all these,
90Her brother is in secret come from France;
91Feeds on his wonder, keeps himself in clouds,
92And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
93With pestilent speeches of his father's death;
94Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd,
95Will nothing stick our person to arraign
96In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this,
97Like to a murdering-piece, in many places
98Gives me superfluous death.
[A noise within]
Queen Gertrude
99Alack, what noise is this?
King Claudius
100Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
[Enter another Gentleman]
King Claudius
101What is the matter?
Gentleman
102Save yourself, my lord:
103The ocean, overpeering of his list,
104Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste
105Than young Laertes, in a riotous head,
106O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord;
107And, as the world were now but to begin,
108Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
109The ratifiers and props of every word,
110They cry 'Choose we: Laertes shall be king:'
111Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds:
112'Laertes shall be king, Laertes king!'
Queen Gertrude
113How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
114O, this is counter, you false Danish dogs!
King Claudius
115The doors are broke.
[Noise within]
[Enter Laertes, armed; Danes following]
Laertes
116Where is this king? Sirs, stand you all without.
Danes
117No, let's come in.
Laertes
118I pray you, give me leave.
Danes
119We will, we will.
[They retire without the door]
Laertes
120I thank you: keep the door. O thou vile king,
121Give me my father!
Queen Gertrude
122Calmly, good Laertes.
Laertes
123That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard,
124Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot
125Even here, between the chaste unsmirched brow
126Of my true mother.
King Claudius
127What is the cause, Laertes,
128That thy rebellion looks so giant-like?
129Let him go, Gertrude; do not fear our person:
130There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
131That treason can but peep to what it would,
132Acts little of his will. Tell me, Laertes,
133Why thou art thus incensed. Let him go, Gertrude.
134Speak, man.
Laertes
135Where is my father?
King Claudius
136Dead.
Queen Gertrude
137But not by him.
King Claudius
138Let him demand his fill.
Laertes
139How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with:
140To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil!
141Conscience and grace, to the profoundest pit!
142I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
143That both the worlds I give to negligence,
144Let come what comes; only I'll be revenged
145Most thoroughly for my father.
King Claudius
146Who shall stay you?
Laertes
147My will, not all the world:
148And for my means, I'll husband them so well,
149They shall go far with little.
King Claudius
150Good Laertes,
151If you desire to know the certainty
152Of your dear father's death, is't writ in your revenge,
153That, swoopstake, you will draw both friend and foe,
154Winner and loser?
Laertes
155None but his enemies.
King Claudius
156Will you know them then?
Laertes
157To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms;
158And like the kind life-rendering pelican,
159Repast them with my blood.
King Claudius
160Why, now you speak
161Like a good child and a true gentleman.
162That I am guiltless of your father's death,
163And am most sensible in grief for it,
164It shall as level to your judgment pierce
165As day does to your eye.
Danes
166[Within] Let her come in.
Laertes
167How now! what noise is that?
[Re-enter Ophelia]
Laertes
168O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
169Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
170By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight,
171Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May!
172Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!
173O heavens! is't possible, a young maid's wits
174Should be as moral as an old man's life?
175Nature is fine in love, and where 'tis fine,
176It sends some precious instance of itself
177After the thing it loves.
Ophelia
178[Sings]
179They bore him barefaced on the bier;
180Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny;
181And in his grave rain'd many a tear:--
182Fare you well, my dove!
Laertes
183Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge,
184It could not move thus.
Ophelia
185[Sings]
186You must sing a-down a-down,
187An you call him a-down-a.
188O, how the wheel becomes it! It is the false
189steward, that stole his master's daughter.
Laertes
190This nothing's more than matter.
Ophelia
191There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray,
192love, remember: and there is pansies. that's for thoughts.
Laertes
193A document in madness, thoughts and remembrance fitted.
Ophelia
194There's fennel for you, and columbines: there's rue
195for you; and here's some for me: we may call it
196herb-grace o' Sundays: O you must wear your rue with
197a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you
198some violets, but they withered all when my father
199died: they say he made a good end,--
[Sings]
Ophelia
200For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.
Laertes
201Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself,
202She turns to favour and to prettiness.
Ophelia
203[Sings]
204And will he not come again?
205And will he not come again?
206No, no, he is dead:
207Go to thy death-bed:
208He never will come again.
209His beard was as white as snow,
210All flaxen was his poll:
211He is gone, he is gone,
212And we cast away moan:
213God ha' mercy on his soul!
214And of all Christian souls, I pray God. God be wi' ye.
[Exit]
Laertes
215Do you see this, O God?
King Claudius
216Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
217Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
218Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will.
219And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me:
220If by direct or by collateral hand
221They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give,
222Our crown, our life, and all that we can ours,
223To you in satisfaction; but if not,
224Be you content to lend your patience to us,
225And we shall jointly labour with your soul
226To give it due content.
Laertes
227Let this be so;
228His means of death, his obscure funeral--
229No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o'er his bones,
230No noble rite nor formal ostentation--
231Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth,
232That I must call't in question.
King Claudius
233So you shall;
234And where the offence is let the great axe fall.
235I pray you, go with me.
[Exeunt]
Scene VI. Another room in the castle.
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[Enter Horatio and a Servant]
Horatio
1What are they that would speak with me?
Servant
2Sailors, sir: they say they have letters for you.
Horatio
3Let them come in.
[Exit Servant]
Horatio
4I do not know from what part of the world
5I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet.
[Enter Sailors]
First Sailor
6God bless you, sir.
Horatio
7Let him bless thee too.
First Sailor
8He shall, sir, an't please him. There's a letter for
9you, sir; it comes from the ambassador that was
10bound for England; if your name be Horatio, as I am
11let to know it is.
Horatio
12[Reads] 'Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked
13this, give these fellows some means to the king:
14they have letters for him. Ere we were two days old
15at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us
16chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on
17a compelled valour, and in the grapple I boarded
18them: on the instant they got clear of our ship; so
19I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with
20me like thieves of mercy: but they knew what they
21did; I am to do a good turn for them. Let the king
22have the letters I have sent; and repair thou to me
23with as much speed as thou wouldst fly death. I
24have words to speak in thine ear will make thee
25dumb; yet are they much too light for the bore of
26the matter. These good fellows will bring thee
27where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their
28course for England: of them I have much to tell
29thee. Farewell.
30'He that thou knowest thine, HAMLET.'
31Come, I will make you way for these your letters;
32And do't the speedier, that you may direct me
33To him from whom you brought them.
[Exeunt]
Scene VII. Another room in the castle.
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[Enter King Claudius and Laertes]
King Claudius
1Now must your conscience my acquaintance seal,
2And you must put me in your heart for friend,
3Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
4That he which hath your noble father slain
5Pursued my life.
Laertes
6It well appears: but tell me
7Why you proceeded not against these feats,
8So crimeful and so capital in nature,
9As by your safety, wisdom, all things else,
10You mainly were stirr'd up.
King Claudius
11O, for two special reasons;
12Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
13But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother
14Lives almost by his looks; and for myself--
15My virtue or my plague, be it either which--
16She's so conjunctive to my life and soul,
17That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
18I could not but by her. The other motive,
19Why to a public count I might not go,
20Is the great love the general gender bear him;
21Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
22Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
23Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
24Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind,
25Would have reverted to my bow again,
26And not where I had aim'd them.
Laertes
27And so have I a noble father lost;
28A sister driven into desperate terms,
29Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
30Stood challenger on mount of all the age
31For her perfections: but my revenge will come.
King Claudius
32Break not your sleeps for that: you must not think
33That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
34That we can let our beard be shook with danger
35And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
36I loved your father, and we love ourself;
37And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine--
[Enter a Messenger]
King Claudius
38How now! what news?
Messenger
39Letters, my lord, from Hamlet:
40This to your majesty; this to the queen.
King Claudius
41From Hamlet! who brought them?
Messenger
42Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
43They were given me by Claudio; he received them
44Of him that brought them.
King Claudius
45Laertes, you shall hear them. Leave us.
[Exit Messenger]
[Reads]
King Claudius
46'High and mighty, You shall know I am set naked on
47your kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see
48your kingly eyes: when I shall, first asking your
49pardon thereunto, recount the occasion of my sudden
50and more strange return. 'HAMLET.'
51What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
52Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?
Laertes
53Know you the hand?
King Claudius
54'Tis Hamlets character. 'Naked!
55And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.'
56Can you advise me?
Laertes
57I'm lost in it, my lord. But let him come;
58It warms the very sickness in my heart,
59That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
60'Thus didest thou.'
King Claudius
61If it be so, Laertes--
62As how should it be so? how otherwise?--
63Will you be ruled by me?
Laertes
64Ay, my lord;
65So you will not o'errule me to a peace.
King Claudius
66To thine own peace. If he be now return'd,
67As checking at his voyage, and that he means
68No more to undertake it, I will work him
69To an exploit, now ripe in my device,
70Under the which he shall not choose but fall:
71And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe,
72But even his mother shall uncharge the practise
73And call it accident.
Laertes
74My lord, I will be ruled;
75The rather, if you could devise it so
76That I might be the organ.
King Claudius
77It falls right.
78You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
79And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
80Wherein, they say, you shine: your sum of parts
81Did not together pluck such envy from him
82As did that one, and that, in my regard,
83Of the unworthiest siege.
Laertes
84What part is that, my lord?
King Claudius
85A very riband in the cap of youth,
86Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
87The light and careless livery that it wears
88Than settled age his sables and his weeds,
89Importing health and graveness. Two months since,
90Here was a gentleman of Normandy:--
91I've seen myself, and served against, the French,
92And they can well on horseback: but this gallant
93Had witchcraft in't; he grew unto his seat;
94And to such wondrous doing brought his horse,
95As he had been incorpsed and demi-natured
96With the brave beast: so far he topp'd my thought,
97That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
98Come short of what he did.
Laertes
99A Norman was't?
King Claudius
100A Norman.
Laertes
101Upon my life, Lamond.
King Claudius
102The very same.
Laertes
103I know him well: he is the brooch indeed
104And gem of all the nation.
King Claudius
105He made confession of you,
106And gave you such a masterly report
107For art and exercise in your defence
108And for your rapier most especially,
109That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed,
110If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation,
111He swore, had had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
112If you opposed them. Sir, this report of his
113Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
114That he could nothing do but wish and beg
115Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him.
116Now, out of this,--
Laertes
117What out of this, my lord?
King Claudius
118Laertes, was your father dear to you?
119Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
120A face without a heart?
Laertes
121Why ask you this?
King Claudius
122Not that I think you did not love your father;
123But that I know love is begun by time;
124And that I see, in passages of proof,
125Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
126There lives within the very flame of love
127A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it;
128And nothing is at a like goodness still;
129For goodness, growing to a plurisy,
130Dies in his own too much: that we would do
131We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes
132And hath abatements and delays as many
133As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
134And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,
135That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer:--
136Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake,
137To show yourself your father's son in deed
138More than in words?
Laertes
139To cut his throat i' the church.
King Claudius
140No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
141Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
142Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
143Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home:
144We'll put on those shall praise your excellence
145And set a double varnish on the fame
146The Frenchman gave you, bring you in fine together
147And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
148Most generous and free from all contriving,
149Will not peruse the foils; so that, with ease,
150Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
151A sword unbated, and in a pass of practise
152Requite him for your father.
Laertes
153I will do't:
154And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword.
155I bought an unction of a mountebank,
156So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
157Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
158Collected from all simples that have virtue
159Under the moon, can save the thing from death
160That is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
161With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly,
162It may be death.
King Claudius
163Let's further think of this;
164Weigh what convenience both of time and means
165May fit us to our shape: if this should fail,
166And that our drift look through our bad performance,
167'Twere better not assay'd: therefore this project
168Should have a back or second, that might hold,
169If this should blast in proof. Soft! let me see:
170We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings: I ha't.
171When in your motion you are hot and dry--
172As make your bouts more violent to that end--
173And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepared him
174A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping,
175If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck,
176Our purpose may hold there.
[Enter Queen Gertrude]
King Claudius
177How now, sweet queen!
Queen Gertrude
178One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
179So fast they follow; your sister's drown'd, Laertes.
Laertes
180Drown'd! O, where?
Queen Gertrude
181There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
182That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
183There with fantastic garlands did she come
184Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
185That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
186But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
187There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
188Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
189When down her weedy trophies and herself
190Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
191And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
192Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
193As one incapable of her own distress,
194Or like a creature native and indued
195Unto that element: but long it could not be
196Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
197Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
198To muddy death.
Laertes
199Alas, then, she is drown'd?
Queen Gertrude
200Drown'd, drown'd.
Laertes
201Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
202And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
203It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
204Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
205The woman will be out. Adieu, my lord:
206I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
207But that this folly douts it.
[Exit]
King Claudius
208Let's follow, Gertrude:
209How much I had to do to calm his rage!
210Now fear I this will give it start again;
211Therefore let's follow.
[Exeunt]
Act V
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[Enter two Clowns, with spades, & c]
First Clown
1Is she to be buried in Christian burial that
2wilfully seeks her own salvation?
Second Clown
3I tell thee she is: and therefore make her grave
4straight: the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it
5Christian burial.
First Clown
6How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her
7own defence?
Second Clown
8Why, 'tis found so.
First Clown
9It must be 'se offendendo;' it cannot be else. For
10here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly,
11it argues an act: and an act hath three branches: it
12is, to act, to do, to perform: argal, she drowned
13herself wittingly.
Second Clown
14Nay, but hear you, goodman delver,--
First Clown
15Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here
16stands the man; good; if the man go to this water,
17and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he
18goes,--mark you that; but if the water come to him
19and drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he
20that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.
Second Clown
21But is this law?
First Clown
22Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest law.
Second Clown
23Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not been
24a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'
25Christian burial.
First Clown
26Why, there thou say'st: and the more pity that
27great folk should have countenance in this world to
28drown or hang themselves, more than their even
29Christian. Come, my spade. There is no ancient
30gentleman but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers:
31they hold up Adam's profession.
Second Clown
32Was he a gentleman?
First Clown
33He was the first that ever bore arms.
Second Clown
34Why, he had none.
First Clown
35What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the
36Scripture? The Scripture says 'Adam digged:'
37could he dig without arms? I'll put another
38question to thee: if thou answerest me not to the
39purpose, confess thyself--
Second Clown
40Go to.
First Clown
41What is he that builds stronger than either the
42mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?
Second Clown
43The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a
44thousand tenants.
First Clown
45I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows
46does well; but how does it well? it does well to
47those that do in: now thou dost ill to say the
48gallows is built stronger than the church: argal,
49the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come.
Second Clown
50'Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or
51a carpenter?'
First Clown
52Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.
Second Clown
53Marry, now I can tell.
First Clown
54To't.
Second Clown
55Mass, I cannot tell.
[Enter Hamlet and Horatio, at a distance]
First Clown
56Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull
57ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when
58you are asked this question next, say 'a
59grave-maker: 'the houses that he makes last till
60doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan: fetch me a
61stoup of liquor.
[Exit Second Clown]
[He digs and sings]
First Clown
62In youth, when I did love, did love,
63Methought it was very sweet,
64To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove,
65O, methought, there was nothing meet.
Hamlet
66Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he
67sings at grave-making?
Horatio
68Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.
Hamlet
69'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath
70the daintier sense.
First Clown
71[Sings]
72But age, with his stealing steps,
73Hath claw'd me in his clutch,
74And hath shipped me intil the land,
75As if I had never been such.
[Throws up a skull]
Hamlet
76That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once:
77how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were
78Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It
79might be the pate of a politician, which this ass
80now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God,
81might it not?
Horatio
82It might, my lord.
Hamlet
83Or of a courtier; which could say 'Good morrow,
84sweet lord! How dost thou, good lord?' This might
85be my lord such-a-one, that praised my lord
86such-a-one's horse, when he meant to beg it; might it not?
Horatio
87Ay, my lord.
Hamlet
88Why, e'en so: and now my Lady Worm's; chapless, and
89knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's spade:
90here's fine revolution, an we had the trick to
91see't. Did these bones cost no more the breeding,
92but to play at loggats with 'em? mine ache to think on't.
First Clown
93[Sings]
94A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade,
95For and a shrouding sheet:
96O, a pit of clay for to be made
97For such a guest is meet.
[Throws up another skull]
Hamlet
98There's another: why may not that be the skull of a
99lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets,
100his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he
101suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the
102sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of
103his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be
104in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes,
105his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers,
106his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines, and
107the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine
108pate full of fine dirt? will his vouchers vouch him
109no more of his purchases, and double ones too, than
110the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The
111very conveyances of his lands will hardly lie in
112this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more, ha?
Horatio
113Not a jot more, my lord.
Hamlet
114Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Horatio
115Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.
Hamlet
116They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance
117in that. I will speak to this fellow. Whose
118grave's this, sirrah?
First Clown
119Mine, sir.
[Sings]
First Clown
120O, a pit of clay for to be made
121For such a guest is meet.
Hamlet
122I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.
First Clown
123You lie out on't, sir, and therefore it is not
124yours: for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.
Hamlet
125'Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine:
126'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou liest.
First Clown
127'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away gain, from me to
128you.
Hamlet
129What man dost thou dig it for?
First Clown
130For no man, sir.
Hamlet
131What woman, then?
First Clown
132For none, neither.
Hamlet
133Who is to be buried in't?
First Clown
134One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.
Hamlet
135How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the
136card, or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord,
137Horatio, these three years I have taken a note of
138it; the age is grown so picked that the toe of the
139peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he
140gaffs his kibe. How long hast thou been a
141grave-maker?
First Clown
142Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day
143that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.
Hamlet
144How long is that since?
First Clown
145Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it
146was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that
147is mad, and sent into England.
Hamlet
148Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?
First Clown
149Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits
150there; or, if he do not, it's no great matter there.
Hamlet
151Why?
First Clown
152'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men
153are as mad as he.
Hamlet
154How came he mad?
First Clown
155Very strangely, they say.
Hamlet
156How strangely?
First Clown
157Faith, e'en with losing his wits.
Hamlet
158Upon what ground?
First Clown
159Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here, man
160and boy, thirty years.
Hamlet
161How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot?
First Clown
162I' faith, if he be not rotten before he die--as we
163have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce
164hold the laying in--he will last you some eight year
165or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year.
Hamlet
166Why he more than another?
First Clown
167Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that
168he will keep out water a great while; and your water
169is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.
170Here's a skull now; this skull has lain in the earth
171three and twenty years.
Hamlet
172Whose was it?
First Clown
173A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think it was?
Hamlet
174Nay, I know not.
First Clown
175A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a
176flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull,
177sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.
Hamlet
178This?
First Clown
179E'en that.
Hamlet
180Let me see.
[Takes the skull]
Hamlet
181Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
182of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
183borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
184abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
185it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
186not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
187gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
188that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
189now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
190Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
191her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
192come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell
193me one thing.
Horatio
194What's that, my lord?
Hamlet
195Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i'
196the earth?
Horatio
197E'en so.
Hamlet
198And smelt so? pah!
[Puts down the skull]
Horatio
199E'en so, my lord.
Hamlet
200To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
201not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
202till he find it stopping a bung-hole?
Horatio
203'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.
Hamlet
204No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
205modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
206thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
207Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of
208earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he
209was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?
210Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
211Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
212O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
213Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
214But soft! but soft! aside: here comes the king.
[Enter Priest, & c. in procession; the Corpse of Ophelia, Laertes and Mourners following; King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, their trains, & c]
Hamlet
215The queen, the courtiers: who is this they follow?
216And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken
217The corse they follow did with desperate hand
218Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate.
219Couch we awhile, and mark.
[Retiring with Horatio]
Laertes
220What ceremony else?
Hamlet
221That is Laertes,
222A very noble youth: mark.
Laertes
223What ceremony else?
First Priest
224Her obsequies have been as far enlarged
225As we have warrantise: her death was doubtful;
226And, but that great command o'ersways the order,
227She should in ground unsanctified have lodged
228Till the last trumpet: for charitable prayers,
229Shards, flints and pebbles should be thrown on her;
230Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants,
231Her maiden strewments and the bringing home
232Of bell and burial.
Laertes
233Must there no more be done?
First Priest
234No more be done:
235We should profane the service of the dead
236To sing a requiem and such rest to her
237As to peace-parted souls.
Laertes
238Lay her i' the earth:
239And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
240May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest,
241A ministering angel shall my sister be,
242When thou liest howling.
Hamlet
243What, the fair Ophelia!
Queen Gertrude
244Sweets to the sweet: farewell!
[Scattering flowers]
Queen Gertrude
245I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife;
246I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid,
247And not have strew'd thy grave.
Laertes
248O, treble woe
249Fall ten times treble on that cursed head,
250Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
251Deprived thee of! Hold off the earth awhile,
252Till I have caught her once more in mine arms:
[Leaps into the grave]
Laertes
253Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
254Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
255To o'ertop old Pelion, or the skyish head
256Of blue Olympus.
Hamlet
257[Advancing] What is he whose grief
258Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
259Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand
260Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
261Hamlet the Dane.
[Leaps into the grave]
Laertes
262The devil take thy soul!
[Grappling with him]
Hamlet
263Thou pray'st not well.
264I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat;
265For, though I am not splenitive and rash,
266Yet have I something in me dangerous,
267Which let thy wiseness fear: hold off thy hand.
King Claudius
268Pluck them asunder.
Queen Gertrude
269Hamlet, Hamlet!
All
270Gentlemen,--
Horatio
271Good my lord, be quiet.
[The Attendants part them, and they come out of the grave]
Hamlet
272Why I will fight with him upon this theme
273Until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Queen Gertrude
274O my son, what theme?
Hamlet
275I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers
276Could not, with all their quantity of love,
277Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?
King Claudius
278O, he is mad, Laertes.
Queen Gertrude
279For love of God, forbear him.
Hamlet
280'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
281Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
282Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
283I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
284To outface me with leaping in her grave?
285Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
286And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
287Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
288Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
289Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
290I'll rant as well as thou.
Queen Gertrude
291This is mere madness:
292And thus awhile the fit will work on him;
293Anon, as patient as the female dove,
294When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
295His silence will sit drooping.
Hamlet
296Hear you, sir;
297What is the reason that you use me thus?
298I loved you ever: but it is no matter;
299Let Hercules himself do what he may,
300The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
[Exit]
King Claudius
301I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.
[Exit Horatio]
[To Laertes]
King Claudius
302Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;
303We'll put the matter to the present push.
304Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.
305This grave shall have a living monument:
306An hour of quiet shortly shall we see;
307Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
[Exeunt]
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[Enter Hamlet and Horatio]
Hamlet
1So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other;
2You do remember all the circumstance?
Horatio
3Remember it, my lord?
Hamlet
4Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting,
5That would not let me sleep: methought I lay
6Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly,
7And praised be rashness for it, let us know,
8Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
9When our deep plots do pall: and that should teach us
10There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
11Rough-hew them how we will,--
Horatio
12That is most certain.
Hamlet
13Up from my cabin,
14My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark
15Groped I to find out them; had my desire.
16Finger'd their packet, and in fine withdrew
17To mine own room again; making so bold,
18My fears forgetting manners, to unseal
19Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,--
20O royal knavery!--an exact command,
21Larded with many several sorts of reasons
22Importing Denmark's health and England's too,
23With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,
24That, on the supervise, no leisure bated,
25No, not to stay the grinding of the axe,
26My head should be struck off.
Horatio
27Is't possible?
Hamlet
28Here's the commission: read it at more leisure.
29But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed?
Horatio
30I beseech you.
Hamlet
31Being thus be-netted round with villanies,--
32Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
33They had begun the play--I sat me down,
34Devised a new commission, wrote it fair:
35I once did hold it, as our statists do,
36A baseness to write fair and labour'd much
37How to forget that learning, but, sir, now
38It did me yeoman's service: wilt thou know
39The effect of what I wrote?
Horatio
40Ay, good my lord.
Hamlet
41An earnest conjuration from the king,
42As England was his faithful tributary,
43As love between them like the palm might flourish,
44As peace should stiff her wheaten garland wear
45And stand a comma 'tween their amities,
46And many such-like 'As'es of great charge,
47That, on the view and knowing of these contents,
48Without debatement further, more or less,
49He should the bearers put to sudden death,
50Not shriving-time allow'd.
Horatio
51How was this seal'd?
Hamlet
52Why, even in that was heaven ordinant.
53I had my father's signet in my purse,
54Which was the model of that Danish seal;
55Folded the writ up in form of the other,
56Subscribed it, gave't the impression, placed it safely,
57The changeling never known. Now, the next day
58Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent
59Thou know'st already.
Horatio
60So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.
Hamlet
61Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
62They are not near my conscience; their defeat
63Does by their own insinuation grow:
64'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
65Between the pass and fell incensed points
66Of mighty opposites.
Horatio
67Why, what a king is this!
Hamlet
68Does it not, think'st thee, stand me now upon--
69He that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother,
70Popp'd in between the election and my hopes,
71Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
72And with such cozenage--is't not perfect conscience,
73To quit him with this arm? and is't not to be damn'd,
74To let this canker of our nature come
75In further evil?
Horatio
76It must be shortly known to him from England
77What is the issue of the business there.
Hamlet
78It will be short: the interim is mine;
79And a man's life's no more than to say 'One.'
80But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
81That to Laertes I forgot myself;
82For, by the image of my cause, I see
83The portraiture of his: I'll court his favours.
84But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me
85Into a towering passion.
Horatio
86Peace! who comes here?
[Enter Osric]
Osric
87Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
Hamlet
88I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?
Horatio
89No, my good lord.
Hamlet
90Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to
91know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a
92beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at
93the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say,
94spacious in the possession of dirt.
Osric
95Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I
96should impart a thing to you from his majesty.
Hamlet
97I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of
98spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.
Osric
99I thank your lordship, it is very hot.
Hamlet
100No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is
101northerly.
Osric
102It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.
Hamlet
103But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my
104complexion.
Osric
105Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as
106'twere,--I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his
107majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a
108great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter,--
Hamlet
109I beseech you, remember--
[Hamlet moves him to put on his hat]
Osric
110Nay, good my lord; for mine ease, in good faith.
111Sir, here is newly come to court Laertes; believe
112me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent
113differences, of very soft society and great showing:
114indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or
115calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the
116continent of what part a gentleman would see.
Hamlet
117Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you;
118though, I know, to divide him inventorially would
119dizzy the arithmetic of memory, and yet but yaw
120neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the
121verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of
122great article; and his infusion of such dearth and
123rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his
124semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace
125him, his umbrage, nothing more.
Osric
126Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.
Hamlet
127The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman
128in our more rawer breath?
Osric
129Sir?
Horatio
130Is't not possible to understand in another tongue?
131You will do't, sir, really.
Hamlet
132What imports the nomination of this gentleman?
Osric
133Of Laertes?
Horatio
134His purse is empty already; all's golden words are spent.
Hamlet
135Of him, sir.
Osric
136I know you are not ignorant--
Hamlet
137I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did,
138it would not much approve me. Well, sir?
Osric
139You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is--
Hamlet
140I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with
141him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to
142know himself.
Osric
143I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation
144laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed.
Hamlet
145What's his weapon?
Osric
146Rapier and dagger.
Hamlet
147That's two of his weapons: but, well.
Osric
148The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary
149horses: against the which he has imponed, as I take
150it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their
151assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so: three of the
152carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very
153responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages,
154and of very liberal conceit.
Hamlet
155What call you the carriages?
Horatio
156I knew you must be edified by the margent ere you had done.
Osric
157The carriages, sir, are the hangers.
Hamlet
158The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we
159could carry cannon by our sides: I would it might
160be hangers till then. But, on: six Barbary horses
161against six French swords, their assigns, and three
162liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet
163against the Danish. Why is this 'imponed,' as you call it?
Osric
164The king, sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes
165between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you
166three hits: he hath laid on twelve for nine; and it
167would come to immediate trial, if your lordship
168would vouchsafe the answer.
Hamlet
169How if I answer 'no'?
Osric
170I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.
Hamlet
171Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his
172majesty, 'tis the breathing time of day with me; let
173the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the
174king hold his purpose, I will win for him an I can;
175if not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.
Osric
176Shall I re-deliver you e'en so?
Hamlet
177To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.
Osric
178I commend my duty to your lordship.
Hamlet
179Yours, yours.
[Exit Osric]
Hamlet
180He does well to commend it himself; there are no
181tongues else for's turn.
Horatio
182This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.
Hamlet
183He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it.
184Thus has he--and many more of the same bevy that I
185know the dressy age dotes on--only got the tune of
186the time and outward habit of encounter; a kind of
187yesty collection, which carries them through and
188through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do
189but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
[Enter a Lord]
Lord
190My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young
191Osric, who brings back to him that you attend him in
192the hall: he sends to know if your pleasure hold to
193play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time.
Hamlet
194I am constant to my purpose; they follow the king's
195pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now
196or whensoever, provided I be so able as now.
Lord
197The king and queen and all are coming down.
Hamlet
198In happy time.
Lord
199The queen desires you to use some gentle
200entertainment to Laertes before you fall to play.
Hamlet
201She well instructs me.
[Exit Lord]
Horatio
202You will lose this wager, my lord.
Hamlet
203I do not think so: since he went into France, I
204have been in continual practise: I shall win at the
205odds. But thou wouldst not think how ill all's here
206about my heart: but it is no matter.
Horatio
207Nay, good my lord,--
Hamlet
208It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of
209gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman.
Horatio
210If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will
211forestall their repair hither, and say you are not
212fit.
Hamlet
213Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special
214providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now,
215'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be
216now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the
217readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he
218leaves, what is't to leave betimes?
[Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Laertes, Lords, Osric, and Attendants with foils, & c]
King Claudius
219Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
[King Claudius puts Laertes' hand into HAMLET's]
Hamlet
220Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong;
221But pardon't, as you are a gentleman.
222This presence knows,
223And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd
224With sore distraction. What I have done,
225That might your nature, honour and exception
226Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness.
227Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet:
228If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
229And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
230Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it.
231Who does it, then? His madness: if't be so,
232Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd;
233His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy.
234Sir, in this audience,
235Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil
236Free me so far in your most generous thoughts,
237That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house,
238And hurt my brother.
Laertes
239I am satisfied in nature,
240Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most
241To my revenge: but in my terms of honour
242I stand aloof; and will no reconcilement,
243Till by some elder masters, of known honour,
244I have a voice and precedent of peace,
245To keep my name ungored. But till that time,
246I do receive your offer'd love like love,
247And will not wrong it.
Hamlet
248I embrace it freely;
249And will this brother's wager frankly play.
250Give us the foils. Come on.
Laertes
251Come, one for me.
Hamlet
252I'll be your foil, Laertes: in mine ignorance
253Your skill shall, like a star i' the darkest night,
254Stick fiery off indeed.
Laertes
255You mock me, sir.
Hamlet
256No, by this hand.
King Claudius
257Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet,
258You know the wager?
Hamlet
259Very well, my lord
260Your grace hath laid the odds o' the weaker side.
King Claudius
261I do not fear it; I have seen you both:
262But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.
Laertes
263This is too heavy, let me see another.
Hamlet
264This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
[They prepare to play]
Osric
265Ay, my good lord.
King Claudius
266Set me the stoops of wine upon that table.
267If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
268Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
269Let all the battlements their ordnance fire:
270The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath;
271And in the cup an union shall he throw,
272Richer than that which four successive kings
273In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups;
274And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
275The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
276The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth,
277'Now the king dunks to Hamlet.' Come, begin:
278And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.
Hamlet
279Come on, sir.
Laertes
280Come, my lord.
[They play]
Hamlet
281One.
Laertes
282No.
Hamlet
283Judgment.
Osric
284A hit, a very palpable hit.
Laertes
285Well; again.
King Claudius
286Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine;
287Here's to thy health.
[Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within]
King Claudius
288Give him the cup.
Hamlet
289I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. Come.
[They play]
Hamlet
290Another hit; what say you?
Laertes
291A touch, a touch, I do confess.
King Claudius
292Our son shall win.
Queen Gertrude
293He's fat, and scant of breath.
294Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows;
295The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
Hamlet
296Good madam!
King Claudius
297Gertrude, do not drink.
Queen Gertrude
298I will, my lord; I pray you, pardon me.
King Claudius
299[Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.
Hamlet
300I dare not drink yet, madam; by and by.
Queen Gertrude
301Come, let me wipe thy face.
Laertes
302My lord, I'll hit him now.
King Claudius
303I do not think't.
Laertes
304[Aside] And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.
Hamlet
305Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally;
306I pray you, pass with your best violence;
307I am afeard you make a wanton of me.
Laertes
308Say you so? come on.
[They play]
Osric
309Nothing, neither way.
Laertes
310Have at you now!
[Laertes wounds Hamlet; then in scuffling, they change rapiers, and Hamlet wounds Laertes]
King Claudius
311Part them; they are incensed.
Hamlet
312Nay, come, again.
[Queen Gertrude falls]
Osric
313Look to the queen there, ho!
Horatio
314They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord?
Osric
315How is't, Laertes?
Laertes
316Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric;
317I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.
Hamlet
318How does the queen?
King Claudius
319She swounds to see them bleed.
Queen Gertrude
320No, no, the drink, the drink,--O my dear Hamlet,--
321The drink, the drink! I am poison'd.
[Dies]
Hamlet
322O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd:
323Treachery! Seek it out.
Laertes
324It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain;
325No medicine in the world can do thee good;
326In thee there is not half an hour of life;
327The treacherous instrument is in thy hand,
328Unbated and envenom'd: the foul practise
329Hath turn'd itself on me lo, here I lie,
330Never to rise again: thy mother's poison'd:
331I can no more: the king, the king's to blame.
Hamlet
332The point!--envenom'd too!
333Then, venom, to thy work.
[Stabs King Claudius]
All
334Treason! treason!
King Claudius
335O, yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt.
Hamlet
336Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
337Drink off this potion. Is thy union here?
338Follow my mother.
[King Claudius dies]
Laertes
339He is justly served;
340It is a poison temper'd by himself.
341Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
342Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
343Nor thine on me.
[Dies]
Hamlet
344Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
345I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
346You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
347That are but mutes or audience to this act,
348Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, death,
349Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
350But let it be. Horatio, I am dead;
351Thou livest; report me and my cause aright
352To the unsatisfied.
Horatio
353Never believe it:
354I am more an antique Roman than a Dane:
355Here's yet some liquor left.
Hamlet
356As thou'rt a man,
357Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't.
358O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
359Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me!
360If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
361Absent thee from felicity awhile,
362And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
363To tell my story.
[March afar off, and shot within]
Hamlet
364What warlike noise is this?
Osric
365Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
366To the ambassadors of England gives
367This warlike volley.
Hamlet
368O, I die, Horatio;
369The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
370I cannot live to hear the news from England;
371But I do prophesy the election lights
372On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
373So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
374Which have solicited. The rest is silence.
[Dies]
Horatio
375Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:
376And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
377Why does the drum come hither?
[March within]
[Enter Fortinbras, the English Ambassadors, and others]
Prince Fortinbras
378Where is this sight?
Horatio
379What is it ye would see?
380If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.
Prince Fortinbras
381This quarry cries on havoc. O proud death,
382What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
383That thou so many princes at a shot
384So bloodily hast struck?
First Ambassador
385The sight is dismal;
386And our affairs from England come too late:
387The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
388To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd,
389That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead:
390Where should we have our thanks?
Horatio
391Not from his mouth,
392Had it the ability of life to thank you:
393He never gave commandment for their death.
394But since, so jump upon this bloody question,
395You from the Polack wars, and you from England,
396Are here arrived give order that these bodies
397High on a stage be placed to the view;
398And let me speak to the yet unknowing world
399How these things came about: so shall you hear
400Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
401Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
402Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause,
403And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
404Fall'n on the inventors' reads: all this can I
405Truly deliver.
Prince Fortinbras
406Let us haste to hear it,
407And call the noblest to the audience.
408For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune:
409I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
410Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me.
Horatio
411Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
412And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more;
413But let this same be presently perform'd,
414Even while men's minds are wild; lest more mischance
415On plots and errors, happen.
Prince Fortinbras
416Let four captains
417Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
418For he was likely, had he been put on,
419To have proved most royally: and, for his passage,
420The soldiers' music and the rites of war
421Speak loudly for him.
422Take up the bodies: such a sight as this
423Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
424Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
[A dead march. Exeunt, bearing off the dead bodies; after which a peal of ordnance is shot off]